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Rcolter 06-19-2007 11:03 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2168477)
AHHH You are correct grasshopper

:evilb: :evilb:

go TOMMY go!!!!!!:eek:

bigandy 06-19-2007 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2168491)
Where Can I get some Damn Bait! :evilb:

bait for fish, april plaza marina...

bait for girls, lakeview marina, beer aisle....

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2168463)
Check with Wade. I think if a member in good standing rides with you, you can register. We will have to see who's junk isn't running.

NO that is not how it works, he can not run his boat in the poker run. he can ride with one of us

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2168447)
That's just all kinds of wrong! :drool: That's some funny $hit though! Damn I kinda look good as the Hulk! :evilb:

Ok, I need to get off line now and sign up for Jenny Craig and do some Gosh Damn sit ups! :hothead:

Maybe BULK:):)

spk1 06-19-2007 11:16 AM

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What we didnt see! :rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2168494)
go TOMMY go!!!!!!:eek:

he kicked my azz:D :D

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2168492)
Tom, save me a seat for Sunday. :drink:

What evening are we washin and waxin???:):)

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2168511)
What we didnt see! :rolleyes:

no chit:( :( :( still had a good time:cool:

Rcolter 06-19-2007 11:20 AM

Washing and waxing? Lake Conroe has crystal clear clean water, therefore no wax should be needed????

Rcolter 06-19-2007 11:21 AM

Sorry Tom bout that pic but you have to admit that little blue boat was moving along pretty good.

Trojan-man 06-19-2007 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2168314)
Our newest member....Shrek

OH MY GOD !!!!! THAT IS SOME FUNNY CHIT !!!!:evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 06-19-2007 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2168497)
bait for fish, april plaza marina...

bait for girls, lakeview marina, beer aisle....

Nah, I here those marinas are poorly run ... :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 06-19-2007 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2168458)
Looks like i will not run that one either:( No time to join this summer.

By U Boy, no one is going to kick you outa bed for eatin crackers....bring you **** anyway sunday......you will get to the stops first anyway, before all of the antique boats make it there.....:D :drink:

Trojan-man 06-19-2007 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2168511)
What we didnt see! :rolleyes:

You guys are burning up your photoshop software......I am calling microsoft right now to see if they can download a spell check program right now to captain tethlong's computer. :D :D

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2168529)
By U Boy, no one is going to kick you outa bed for eatin crackers....bring you **** anyway sunday......you will get to the stops first anyway, before all of the antique boats make it there.....:D :drink:

I was talkin about the July Run, BY U better show up to both:):)

bigandy 06-19-2007 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2168502)
NO that is not how it works, he can not run his boat in the poker run. he can ride with one of us

well that not what mush mouth said and he has been a member for a couple of weeks and seen a bunch of these things leave papas from "bean dip park" across the water so i think you are ok byuboy, bring your chit.

spk1 06-19-2007 11:36 AM

IM trying to see how many kids with jetskis, I can get down to the lake for the poker run that day, :evilb: :evilb:

Busta 06-19-2007 11:37 AM

Jeffman1000 – I think you’re my neighbor at Storage 105. I met you last Thursday when I was putting the boat away in the rain. I knew I had seen pics of your boat before. I was thinking it was on the TOPPS website but it was your avatar that I remembered.

Tomtbone – we’ve met at storage last year. I think your brother used to be in Jeff’s building next to me.

Did the storage place just jack up your rates and start charging you guys tax? Can you charge tax on a storage building? I don’t mind the increase because I had a great rate to begin with but with the tax, I now have to get the damn calculator out to remember how much I owe them. Just make it a round number, dammit! :rolleyes:

Small world! Look forward to catching up with you guys sometime.

Take care,
Chris

jeff1000man 06-19-2007 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2168536)
well that not what mush mouth said and he has been a member for a couple of weeks and seen a bunch of these things leave papas from "bean dip park" across the water so i think you are ok byuboy, bring your chit.


How long has Bigandy been a member? And how often has the Sutphen been running?

jeff1000man 06-19-2007 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by Busta (Post 2168541)
Jeffman1000 – I think you’re my neighbor at Storage 105. I met you last Thursday when I was putting the boat away in the rain. I knew I had seen pics of your boat before. I was thinking it was on the TOPPS website but it was your avatar that I remembered.

Tomtbone – we’ve met at storage last year. I think your brother used to be in Jeff’s building next to me.

Did the storage place just jack up your rates and start charging you guys tax? Can you charge tax on a storage building? I don’t mind the increase because I had a great rate to begin with but with the tax, I now have to get the damn calculator out to remember how much I owe them. Just make it a round number, dammit! :rolleyes:

Small world! Look forward to catching up with you guys sometime.

Take care,
Chris


I don't remember if we get charged tax or not.

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2168542)
How long has Bigandy been a member? And how often has the Sutphen been running?

He still knows the boat must be bigger than 24 feet, you must be a voted in member. I know we let you slide with the minium 55MPH rule, but I can not streach his boat:):)

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by Busta (Post 2168541)
Jeffman1000 – I think you’re my neighbor at Storage 105. I met you last Thursday when I was putting the boat away in the rain. I knew I had seen pics of your boat before. I was thinking it was on the TOPPS website but it was your avatar that I remembered.

Tomtbone – we’ve met at storage last year. I think your brother used to be in Jeff’s building next to me.

Did the storage place just jack up your rates and start charging you guys tax? Can you charge tax on a storage building? I don’t mind the increase because I had a great rate to begin with but with the tax, I now have to get the damn calculator out to remember how much I owe them. Just make it a round number, dammit! :rolleyes:

Small world! Look forward to catching up with you guys sometime.

Take care,
Chris

Word up!! I pay a flat $35.00 every 6 months for my 90 foot stall, no taxes:):)

SANLEONKID 06-19-2007 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2168550)
Word up!! I pay a flat $35.00 every 6 months for my 90 foot stall, no taxes:):)


WHERE IS THIS ?????

jeff1000man 06-19-2007 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2168550)
Word up!! I pay a flat $35.00 every 6 months for my 90 foot stall, no taxes:):)

For an extra $5 you get climate control.

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2168557)
For an extra $5 you get climate control.

I passed on the AC, just not in the budget right now:(

spk1 06-19-2007 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by SANLEONKID (Post 2168551)
WHERE IS THIS ?????

One of the houses on panorama drive his his moms place I believe,,:evilb: :evilb: , She might charge you less,If you dont yell at her when your backing in, tom really treats her like crap. :rolleyes: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by SANLEONKID (Post 2168551)
WHERE IS THIS ?????

105 Storage on Lake Conroe, they even Valet your boat for you:):) and offer a detail service:):)

Full detail is like $1.00 a foot wash & Wax.....a little high in my book, but they do a good job.

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 11:58 AM

18 (14 members & 4 guests)

full house today

bigandy 06-19-2007 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2168557)
For an extra $5 you get climate control.

everyone knows i would not have fourteen cars sitting in my driveway if such a magical place existed....

jeff, sutphen has not run in three years, nor has it blown three motors in one year!

And i am not a member of topps, i dont need to pay money to get my friends to let me drink with them.

oh, and the first of july is coming up and thats when i change the oil in all my junk cars, can you help? i will stand up top and pour new oil in and you get underneath and make sure the drain plug is in. thanks bud, i will supply the asian animated porn, the beer and bbq sandwiches let me know what day is good for you.



















dont throw stones if you live in a glass house because the rolling stone that gathers no moss will come crashing the fu(k through it.

jeff1000man 06-19-2007 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2168578)
18 (14 members & 4 guests)

full house today

Who is LC boater22?

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2168568)
One of the houses on panorama drive his his moms place I believe,,:evilb: :evilb: , She might charge you less,If you dont yell at her when your backing in, tom really treats her like crap.:

I will just give them directions to your moms crib:):)

bigandy 06-19-2007 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2168583)
I will just give them directions to your moms crib:):)

they are posted in uncensored with the pics and her phone number...

jeff1000man 06-19-2007 12:02 PM

For the record. The plug was IN. It came OUT after the third run.

I am not the idiot you azzholes think that I am.

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2168590)
For the record. The plug was IN. It came OUT after the third run.

I am not the idiot you azzholes think that I am.

Where did that come from???? whatch you talkin about Willis??:):)

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2168582)
Who is LC boater22?

Boatman22's old lady checkin on him:):):):)

jeff1000man 06-19-2007 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2168596)
Where did that come from???? whatch you talkin about Willis??:):)

Post 5950

jeff1000man 06-19-2007 12:06 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2168598)
Boatman22's old lady checkin on him:):):):)

Good call

tomtbone1993 06-19-2007 12:06 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2168599)
Post 5950

You won't help Andy change the Oil is his cars?

bigandy 06-19-2007 12:07 PM

hey we understand, no one called you an idiot.... there are entire websites and forums devoted to drain plugs randomly dropping out!

i think it is listed in mercuiser manual as the single largest cause of engine failure, right behind the caption about watching your guages when operating your boat, and the one about the break in period on new motors before you make three runs in a row....

jeff1000man 06-19-2007 12:08 PM

Louie is checking up on us again today. Nice to know that he cares so much.

I heard about some new zoning restrictions in the Heights that says if you own a 42 fountain, you can't be a builder any more.


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