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Trojan-man 06-26-2007 01:16 AM

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Ok Creed, you asked for it !!!

Picture this: His dad is crank calling him telling him what a puss he is for being so drunk, 4 hours before he is getting married. He has a half a can of copenhagen in his mouth getting ready for a hot carl and golden shower.

Trojan-man 06-26-2007 01:58 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2176686)
Starting to edit the footage. Does anyone have recomendations for the soundtrack?

borrow tom's miami vice cd.....if he can part with it for a day...:evilb: :evilb: :drink:

SPF: 100 06-26-2007 02:53 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2176879)
Ok Creed, you asked for it !!!

Picture this: His dad is crank calling him telling him what a puss he is for being so drunk, 4 hours before he is getting married. He has a half a can of copenhagen in his mouth getting ready for a hot carl and golden shower.

Damn those picture phones, yall are going to flock up my image. Nice pic on the TOPPS page.....I look forward to reviewing it for the next decade! Yall suck, Paybacks are hell!

bigandy 06-26-2007 09:29 AM

i think this thread would be much funnier if we had not all erased our memories two nights in a row, thank goodness for cameras....

after reading i noticed a few things, vodka make girls teeth look straighter...

vodka makes my shorts creap up.... but brings out the pearly whites.

chad and mush think we will share our girlfriends like we do our beer...

papas needs to serve breakfast if i am going to wake up there every morning....

and the only one that really loves me is JR, he will snuggle with me even if i snore and get drunk and when i got attacked by a crazy lady with a noodle sunday night while sleeping in the boat he attacked back!!! Good boy!!!

On Time 06-26-2007 09:47 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2177149)
i think this thread would be much funnier if we had not all erased our memories two nights in a row, thank goodness for cameras....

after reading i noticed a few things, vodka make girls teeth look straighter...

vodka makes my shorts creap up.... but brings out the pearly whites.

chad and mush think we will share our girlfriends like we do our beer...

papas needs to serve breakfast if i am going to wake up there every morning....

and the only one that really loves me is JR, he will snuggle with me even if i snore and get drunk and when i got attacked by a crazy lady with a noodle sunday night while sleeping in the boat he attacked back!!! Good boy!!!

There's two Andy's on this Forum now...Sounds like ya'll had a goood time Sunday!

jeff1000man 06-26-2007 10:03 AM

You will see what a good time was had when the tape comes out. It may have to go to a review board to protect the unknowing. :eek:

Rcolter 06-26-2007 10:21 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Hustl...spagenameZWDVW

Here is a project for ya

BY U BOY 06-26-2007 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2177210)

That is a lot of work.

Thanks for the ride sunday.

On Time 06-26-2007 10:47 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2177210)

Start that in Oct and ready by April - look for some 496 HO take outs and you might be running fior about $25-30K. But I'll bet a similar boat could be bought for that much already put together. BY YOU are you looking? I know several good boats on the market right now.

BY U BOY 06-26-2007 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2177247)
Start that in Oct and ready by April - look for some 496 HO take outs and you might be running fior about $25-30K. But I'll bet a similar boat could be bought for that much already put together. BY YOU are you looking? I know several good boats on the market right now.

I'm always looking:D

I plan on stepping up hopefully next summer to a 25 active thunder or a 26 sonic.I have also seen a few 31 sonics that i like. I guess only time will tell.

What boats do you know about?

I would like to stay in the 25 to 28 range. Maybe a 31:D

Rcolter 06-26-2007 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2177221)
That is a lot of work.

Thanks for the ride sunday.

No problem, glad you finally found your way out of there. By the way who is doing the work on your props. I am thinking about sending mine in to get worked on and cleaned up.

wstultz 06-26-2007 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2177287)
No problem, glad you finally found your way out of there. By the way who is doing the work on your props. I am thinking about sending mine in to get worked on and cleaned up.

Yo Mama! Don't worry Ryan the Trouble Maker won't be around anymore.

tomtbone1993 06-26-2007 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2177188)
You will see what a good time was had when the tape comes out. It may have to go to a review board to protect the unknowing. :eek:

the review board will be ready this evening following the executive meeting:cool: :cool:

jeff1000man 06-26-2007 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2177210)

10 grand and 4 weeks It'll be in the water.

BY U BOY 06-26-2007 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2177287)
No problem, glad you finally found your way out of there. By the way who is doing the work on your props. I am thinking about sending mine in to get worked on and cleaned up.

Mike hood on telephone rd

tomtbone1993 06-26-2007 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2177287)
No problem, glad you finally found your way out of there. By the way who is doing the work on your props. I am thinking about sending mine in to get worked on and cleaned up.

I am thinking about sending mine up to BBlades after the 4th of July. I heard he is the best, came from Mercury Racing

jeff1000man 06-26-2007 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2177296)
the review board will be ready this evening following the executive meeting:cool: :cool:

Bring beer and snacks. This one is going to take some time.

Rcolter 06-26-2007 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2177292)
Yo Mama! Don't worry Ryan the Trouble Maker won't be around anymore.

Why would I worry about the Trouble Maker being around, hasn't it been around for 3 years now???:confused: :confused: :eek: :confused:







Does that deserve a BIP!:evilb:

jeff1000man 06-26-2007 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2177210)

I think I got enough parts to put that thing together. Might have to watch it.

jeff1000man 06-26-2007 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2177310)
Why would I worry about the Trouble Maker being around, hasn't it been around for 3 years now???:confused: :confused: :eek: :confused:







Does that deserve a BIP!:evilb:

BIP

jeff1000man 06-26-2007 11:44 AM

I've got have one of these next. Half cruiser/ half speed boat.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16230-en.html

wstultz 06-26-2007 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2177325)
I've got have one of these next. Half cruiser/ half speed boat.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16230-en.html

That's all you need is triple trouble.

Rcolter 06-26-2007 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2177331)
That's all you need is triple trouble.

It will run on two. Or Joe will be glad to tow you around.

joew. 06-26-2007 11:53 AM

I do have the official tow boat of lake Conroe.:rolleyes:

On Time 06-26-2007 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2177300)
I am thinking about sending mine up to BBlades after the 4th of July. I heard he is the best, came from Mercury Racing

Mike Hood has done all my props since my first boat in 1982. Always perfect.

spk1 06-26-2007 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2177325)
I've got have one of these next. Half cruiser/ half speed boat.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16230-en.html

Hell, I saw a 50 cary some where that needed 4 454's rebuilt,,, and your the only guy I know that has that kind of power sitting in his garage. :cool: I will keep my eyes open for it again.

On Time 06-26-2007 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2177260)
I'm always looking:D

I plan on stepping up hopefully next summer to a 25 active thunder or a 26 sonic.I have also seen a few 31 sonics that i like. I guess only time will tell.

What boats do you know about?

I would like to stay in the 25 to 28 range. Maybe a 31:D

Tell me which one interests you, I know all the present owners well. Once you get above 30', you never look back!

2000? 01? 31' Sonic 500EFI's
2003 353 Formula 496 HO's
1999 33' Scarab 502's
2000 38' Scarab 500EFI's
2004 33' Baja 496HO's

tomtbone1993 06-26-2007 12:06 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2177260)
I'm always looking:D

I plan on stepping up hopefully next summer to a 25 active thunder or a 26 sonic.I have also seen a few 31 sonics that i like. I guess only time will tell.

What boats do you know about?

I would like to stay in the 25 to 28 range. Maybe a 31:D

Look I will save Beak42 from reading the 300+ pages on this thread. We all know when your boat is sold, their will be no other boats in your future. Sarah Cooper has made that crystal clear many times on this thread.:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-26-2007 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2177347)
Mike Hood has done all my props since my first boat in 1982. Always perfect.

What does Mike charge? Does he Lab as well?

On Time 06-26-2007 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2177361)
What does Mike charge? Does he Lab as well?

He charged like $95 for my non-lab Bravo 1's last year. He says he puts them to exact factory specs. My throttles and rpm were literally identical after last time. I don't know about his labbing, I've never asked.

BY U BOY 06-26-2007 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2177340)
I do have the official tow boat of lake Conroe.:rolleyes:

Thank god you don't charge as much as sea tow:D

tomtbone1993 06-26-2007 12:18 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2177375)
He charged like $95 for my non-lab Bravo 1's last year. He says he puts them to exact factory specs. My throttles and rpm were literally identical after last time. I don't know about his labbing, I've never asked.

I will give him a shot.


BY U is he right by your office?

BY U BOY 06-26-2007 12:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2177361)
What does Mike charge? Does he Lab as well?

http://www.mikehoodprops.com/custom.htm

BY U BOY 06-26-2007 12:19 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2177387)
I will give him a shot.


BY U is he right by your office?

yep i can bring them down here for you. Just call him and tell him what you want.

will work out for me too i have 2 props i need fixed.

tomtbone1993 06-26-2007 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2177392)
yep i can bring them down here for you. Just call him and tell him what you want.

will work out for me too i have 2 props i need fixed.

Just got off the phone with Pat. I will take them to him next week, Blackwood is going to ride in the boat this weekend.:)

tomtbone1993 06-26-2007 12:37 PM

I heard a nasty rumor that Hodges put Deyos lifters in up side down

BY U BOY 06-26-2007 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2177404)
Just got off the phone with Pat. I will take them to him next week, Blackwood is going to ride in the boat this weekend.:)

Yeah im about to head over to Zepedas shop to drop off this craperator:D I mean carburetor.

BY U BOY 06-26-2007 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2177359)
Look I will save Beak42 from reading the 300+ pages on this thread. We all know when your boat is sold, their will be no other boats in your future. Sarah Cooper has made that crystal clear many times on this thread.:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

gargle my balls. I will get a bigger boat:D

wstultz 06-26-2007 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2177404)
Just got off the phone with Pat. I will take them to him next week, Blackwood is going to ride in the boat this weekend.:)

Get ready to have your throttles ripped through your dash!

wstultz 06-26-2007 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2177415)
I heard a nasty rumor that Hodges put Deyos lifters in up side down

Sounds about par for the course.


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