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tomtbone1993 05-21-2007 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2135125)
Tom I forgot to tell you that I talked to Kurt last night and he acknowledges the $1000 that he owes you.

So you got that going for ya!! Which is nice. :D



I have a gut feeling I will never see that money:rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 05-21-2007 01:46 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2135130)
Very fine ideas.... dont forget tom has a house on the water we can trash saturday night, ruth has a pool for friday night, we dont need to drag the skank anywhere she is under her own power and the only other question i have is how come none of you NaGGERS never called me this weekend after the safety school. i feel asleep and didnt wake up until 5:30 ( pm )

the party didn't get started until 5:00PM I wish you were there. I know a closer such as yourself would have taken care of the girls with Lefty & Moush Mouth. It was bad. You could have had yourself a nice threesome with Lefty & Moush Mouth watching. These were not high schools girl, but I have a good feeling they know their way around a cock.

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2135128)
I think we need to respect Ms Stultz:cool: Something about A woman who loves boating, goes and gets parts for the boat at 11:00 on a Saturday night. Makes us dinner and supports our hobby. :cool: She is nothing but class

Yes, that is why Chad should be more supportive to his mother and help her wash the boat next time. :evilb:

txlefty 05-21-2007 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2135082)
Lefty, I talked to Richard and he said it was OK to sell you some parts.

I talked to Hodges and he said that he maybe could get to working on the drive around Sept.

So you got that going for ya!

Hodges has already started working on my boat! Hell I maybe in the water this afternoon! :D Thanks for talking to Richard for me though....







I'm willing to place a bet who's back on the water first.......

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2135147)
Hodges has already started working on my boat! Hell I maybe in the water this afternoon! :D Thanks for talking to Richard for me though....






I'm willing to place a bet who's back on the water first.......


With your kind of luck, I don't have to bet against myself. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-21-2007 02:10 PM

Lunch today among the officers of the club...

Rarmstrong: Jeff sent me an email said Lefty broke a drive

Tbone: That is correct he thinks it is broke

Rarmstrong: I should have enough parts to get it fixed

Tbone: Yeah that is what I thought as well

Rarmstrong: What power does he have to break the drive

Tbone: 454's

Rarmstrong: 454's???? Broke the drive ???

Tbone: correct

Rarmstong: what kind of blowers does he have?

Tbone: Blowers?

Rarmstrong: yeah blowers under the scoops?

Tbone: yeah I know what blowers are, he has none.

Rarmstrong: What?

Tbone: you heard me he does not have any blowers

Rarmstrong: why does he have the scoops?

Tbone: How the fu(k should I know.....

Rarmstrong: oooookkkkk

BY U BOY 05-21-2007 02:14 PM

To y dont you just sell Lefty one of this drives you have in storage:D

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2135170)
Lunch today among the officers of the club...

Rarmstrong: Jeff sent me an email said Lefty broke a drive

Tbone: That is correct he thinks it is broke

Rarmstrong: I should have enough parts to get it fixed

Tbone: Yeah that is what I thought as well

Rarmstrong: What power does he have to break the drive

Tbone: 454's

Rarmstrong: 454's???? Broke the drive ???

Tbone: correct

Rarmstong: what kind of blowers does he have?

Tbone: Blowers?

Rarmstrong: yeah blowers under the scoops?

Tbone: yeah I know what blowers are, he has none.

Rarmstrong: What?

Tbone: you heard me he does not have any blowers

Rarmstrong: why does he have the scoops?

Tbone: How the fu(k should I know.....

Rarmstrong: oooookkkkk


LMAO :eek:

Actually if he had 454's he probably would go faster, he has 502 truck motors.

BY U BOY 05-21-2007 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2135170)
Lunch today among the officers of the club...

Rarmstrong: Jeff sent me an email said Lefty broke a drive

Tbone: That is correct he thinks it is broke

Rarmstrong: I should have enough parts to get it fixed

Tbone: Yeah that is what I thought as well

Rarmstrong: What power does he have to break the drive

Tbone: 454's

Rarmstrong: 454's???? Broke the drive ???

Tbone: correct

Rarmstong: what kind of blowers does he have?

Tbone: Blowers?

Rarmstrong: yeah blowers under the scoops?

Tbone: yeah I know what blowers are, he has none.

Rarmstrong: What?

Tbone: you heard me he does not have any blowers

Rarmstrong: why does he have the scoops?

Tbone: How the fu(k should I know.....

Rarmstrong: oooookkkkk

lmao:drink:

tomtbone1993 05-21-2007 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2135175)
To y dont you just sell Lefty one of this drives you have in storage:D

He has TRS's I have Bravo's I am keeping one around for you. That way if you are in a bind I can help you out, cause you have class. I can not say that about everyone, But I can say that about you.:cool:

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2135182)
He has TRS's I have Bravo's I am keeping one around for you. That way if you are in a bind I can help you out, cause you have class. I can not say that about everyone, But I can say that about you.:cool:


You two should get a room. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-21-2007 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2135176)
LMAO :eek:

Actually if he had 454's he probably would go faster, he has 502 truck motors.

WStultz's turned down small blocks produce more HP than his fish weights:eek:

tomtbone1993 05-21-2007 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2135184)
You two should get a room. :evilb:

you do not have any class.....:chimp:

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2135188)
you do not have any class.....:chimp:

I sit in the back of class:stupid:

spk1 05-21-2007 02:43 PM

I am phu(king tired. That uptill 5am shop party is catching up with me. :(

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2135225)
I am phu(king tired. That uptill 5am shop party is catching up with me. :(

Soon you will not have to worry Grashopper. You will be on a relaxed work schedule like Bigandy.

BY U BOY 05-21-2007 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2135207)
I sit in the back of class:stupid:

nevermind

spk1 05-21-2007 03:12 PM

The three of us need to talk to big andy about starting a younger age group retirement village, equipped with roud the clock strippclub, buffett, etc. :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 05-21-2007 03:15 PM

Of course all females hired must sign a sexual harrassment release. :drink:

wstultz 05-21-2007 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2135260)
The three of us need to talk to big andy about starting a younger age group retirement village, equipped with roud the clock strippclub, buffett, etc. :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Nice! Real nice.

BY U BOY 05-21-2007 03:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2135182)
He has TRS's I have Bravo's I am keeping one around for you. That way if you are in a bind I can help you out, cause you have class. I can not say that about everyone, But I can say that about you.:cool:

i hope im never in that bind.but i know where to go now:D

BY U BOY 05-21-2007 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2135260)
The three of us need to talk to big andy about starting a younger age group retirement village, equipped with roud the clock strippclub, buffett, etc. :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Its called Bourbon St.:drink:

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2135260)
The three of us need to talk to big andy about starting a younger age group retirement village, equipped with roud the clock strippclub, buffett, etc. :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

We can build it on the back lot at inland that way we won't be to far from the boats.:drink:

spk1 05-21-2007 03:43 PM

We will be selling timeshares for our closest friends as well. You too can have the experience of early retirement for two weeks a year for the super low introductory rate of $59,000 supplies are limited so call now.:evilb: :evilb: :drink:

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Hmmm, Thatss reall niccee. I have devoted my time to a similar charity.
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spk1 05-21-2007 03:58 PM

"Could all boat owners please report to the bar" :eek:

tomtbone1993 05-21-2007 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2135324)
"Could all boat owners please report to the bar" :eek:

I don't own my boat the credit union does. I did not see anybody there from ABECU:evilb: :evilb:

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