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spk1 01-16-2008 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2408973)
just rebuild the room out of cinder blocks (capt. tethlon spelling is center blocks) :evilb::evilb:

I called the cinder block guy and told him I wanted all the rest of the blocks,, asked for directions,, and then told him I would be there in the next couple hours with more One dollar bills than a coked up stripper,, then just as I was about to hang up,, I asked him,, how many there were,, what ever number he said,, I was going to tell him I needed at least 5 blocks more than that to make the trip worth my while,, :cool-smiley-027:

Next week Im going to drop 10 blocks off right next to the pile,, and when he calls me Im going to say wow,, thats wayy too many blocks for me to take on. :angry-smiley-038:

spk1 01-16-2008 06:37 PM

WHo watched the new American gladiators ? Im thinking of signing Creed up, lol or we could sign up You know Who,, lol. :evilb: she might win.

bigandy 01-16-2008 06:38 PM

kevin i would like credit for the flux capaciter joke earlier.... i dont care who you are that was funny.

spk1 01-16-2008 06:41 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2409133)
kevin i would like credit for the flux capaciter joke earlier.... i dont care who you are that was funny.

LOL,, that was worthy of a daytime emmy! :evilb: and a BIP :angry-smiley-038:,,,,, BIP!

spk1 01-16-2008 06:44 PM

OK,, its official Im going to the Miami Boat Show,,, I leave early Feb 14,,, FLying on Continental , Staying at the Biscayne Bay Marriott, There is an in the water show there. Leaving feb 17. SO the rest of you get it together if your comming,, There were still a few rooms left at the marriot.

bigandy 01-16-2008 06:56 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2409141)
OK,, its official Im going to the Miami Boat Show,,, I leave early Feb 14,,, FLying on Continental , Staying at the Biscayne Bay Marriott, There is an in the water show there. Leaving feb 17. SO the rest of you get it together if your comming,, There were still a few rooms left at the marriot.

like you wont share a room with three other guys!!!

boatman22 01-16-2008 08:01 PM

Aslong as they don't wear man-ikinis:party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 01-17-2008 12:24 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2409249)
Aslong as they don't wear man-ikinis:party-smiley-004:

bigandy is the only one not scared of those :evilb:

Trojan-man 01-17-2008 12:25 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2409157)
like you wont share a room with three other guys!!!

oh Im sharing a room with kevin :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026: at least I will let him have a nap after I wake up............Labearge..............

Trojan-man 01-17-2008 12:26 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2409132)
WHo watched the new American gladiators ? Im thinking of signing Creed up, lol or we could sign up You know Who,, lol. :evilb: she might win.

I heard Creed would make a very reasonable Big Country :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 01-17-2008 12:26 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2409126)
I called the cinder block guy and told him I wanted all the rest of the blocks,, asked for directions,, and then told him I would be there in the next couple hours with more One dollar bills than a coked up stripper,, then just as I was about to hang up,, I asked him,, how many there were,, what ever number he said,, I was going to tell him I needed at least 5 blocks more than that to make the trip worth my while,, :cool-smiley-027:

Next week Im going to drop 10 blocks off right next to the pile,, and when he calls me Im going to say wow,, thats wayy too many blocks for me to take on. :angry-smiley-038:

thats amazing, i called the guy earlier, and he said some guy name jeffman1000 said the exact same chit :cool-smiley-027::evilb::hitfan:

spk1 01-17-2008 08:30 AM

T= :wuerg019::evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb::wuerg019:

On Time 01-17-2008 09:02 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2409043)
does anyone know where I can find a set of 4" long pipes with an internal flapper ?? I have found a bunch of 2"ers and 6"ers, but no 4"ers.

I just replaced all mine from Fountain. 4"X8" w/ internal flappers. B U T >>> DO NOT get them directly from Eddie Marine, who makes them. They are $79.95 from Eddie, and $39.95 from Fountain. SAME part exactly. Go figure.

On Time 01-17-2008 09:04 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2408977)
where is captn co(k???

tell him i have my muzzle on today.

Cap'n Kock was doin' stereo work yesterday. Now its my turn.

joew. 01-17-2008 09:32 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2409800)
Cap'n Kock was doin' stereo work yesterday. Now its my turn.

The baja now has a kick azz stereo. You haven't lived until you have listened to Barbara Strizan (sp) over 10 speakers in the baja. (It was in the boat):cool-smiley-026:

Thanks tbone.

wstultz 01-17-2008 10:08 AM

MMPP sshhh mppp shh mppsshhhh:cool-smiley-026:

BY U BOY 01-17-2008 10:14 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2409849)
The baja now has a kick azz stereo. You haven't lived until you have listened to Barbara Strizan (sp) over 10 speakers in the baja. (It was in the boat):cool-smiley-026:

Thanks tbone.

WOW! How GAY:evilb:

joew. 01-17-2008 10:21 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2409900)
WOW! How GAY:evilb:

It was a joke.

Hey, the Baja forum called they said to tell you "thanks for the handjob"

:evilb::evilb:

wstultz 01-17-2008 10:38 AM

What's the dealie for this weekend???????????????

joew. 01-17-2008 10:43 AM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16981

wstultz 01-17-2008 10:43 AM

Maybe Big andy will put his boat together?

Maybe Trojan will take his out?

Maybe I will wake up before noon and stay up later than 9:30?

Maybe JoeW will not work and enjoy his weekend on his new purchase?

Maybe T-Boner will realize his boat is much more relaxing with only two engines?

Maybe Jeffwoman will get home and immediately put his new Magnum on e-bay?

Maybe byu will fix the hole in his utility room wall and accidently stumble upon some old tunnels from the underground railroad?

Maybe Spick1 will be seen?

Maybe I don't have a lot of work going on today so I will be typing to myself on this blasted website for the rest of the day with no response what so ever?

BY U BOY 01-17-2008 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2409914)
It was a joke.



:evilb::evilb:

No chit

:evilb:
:hitfan::hitfan:

joew. 01-17-2008 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2409948)
Maybe Big andy will put his boat together?

Maybe Trojan will take his out?

Maybe I will wake up before noon and stay up later than 9:30?

Maybe JoeW will not work and enjoy his weekend on his new purchase?

Maybe T-Boner will realize his boat is much more relaxing with only two engines?

Maybe Jeffwoman will get home and immediately put his new Magnum on e-bay?

Maybe byu will fix the hole in his utility room wall and accidently stumble upon some old tunnels from the underground railroad?

Maybe Spick1 will be seen?

Maybe I don't have a lot of work going on today so I will be typing to myself on this blasted website for the rest of the day with no response what so ever?


I will respond:D Although I think it might be a bit cold to play w/ the new toy this weekend. Even if does only do low 60's:angry-smiley-038:

BY U BOY 01-17-2008 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2409948)
Maybe Big andy will put his boat together?

Maybe Trojan will take his out?

Maybe I will wake up before noon and stay up later than 9:30?

Maybe JoeW will not work and enjoy his weekend on his new purchase?

Maybe T-Boner will realize his boat is much more relaxing with only two engines?

Maybe Jeffwoman will get home and immediately put his new Magnum on e-bay?

Maybe byu will fix the hole in his utility room wall and accidently stumble upon some old tunnels from the underground railroad?

Maybe Spick1 will be seen?

Maybe I don't have a lot of work going on today so I will be typing to myself on this blasted website for the rest of the day with no response what so ever?

I was hoping to find some money stashed in the wall:D:D or maybe some drugs that i could sell to all of Spick whores.

tomtbone1993 01-17-2008 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2409849)
The baja now has a kick azz stereo. You haven't lived until you have listened to Barbara Strizan (sp) over 10 speakers in the baja. (It was in the boat):cool-smiley-026:

Thanks tbone.

no problem....:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 01-17-2008 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2408977)
where is captn co(k???

tell him i have my muzzle on today.

Don't worry about me punk................if you think you can tell me to F off........then send me a PM asking for forgivness, you are wrong.........:angry-smiley-038:

Trojan-man 01-17-2008 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2409959)
I was hoping to find some money stashed in the wall:D:D or maybe some drugs that i could sell to all of Spick whores.

OOOHHHH Nice !!! :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-027::evilb:

tomtbone1993 01-17-2008 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2409948)
Maybe T-Boner will realize his boat is much more relaxing with only two engines?

I have some good things lined out this winter for Smooth. 08 should be a great summer.:cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 01-17-2008 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2409948)
Maybe Big andy will put his boat together?

Maybe Trojan will take his out?

Maybe I will wake up before noon and stay up later than 9:30?

Maybe JoeW will not work and enjoy his weekend on his new purchase?

Maybe T-Boner will realize his boat is much more relaxing with only two engines?

Maybe Jeffwoman will get home and immediately put his new Magnum on e-bay?

Maybe byu will fix the hole in his utility room wall and accidently stumble upon some old tunnels from the underground railroad?

Maybe Spick1 will be seen?

Maybe I don't have a lot of work going on today so I will be typing to myself on this blasted website for the rest of the day with no response what so ever?


Maybe wstultz will NOT take it in the can for once :cool-smiley-027:

Maybe wstultz will actually not have sex with black betty :evilb:

Maybe wstultz will actually be able to eat a meal this weekend without crapping his pants 2.6 minutes after the last bite :evilb:

Maybe wstultz will make an appearance sometime this weekend out of his 1.5 comfort zone radius from his house :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 01-17-2008 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2410014)
I have some good things lined out this winter for Smooth. 08 should be a great summer.:cool-smiley-011:

Do any of these things included a sawzall ??? :evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 01-17-2008 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2410017)
Do any of these things included a sawzall ??? :evilb::evilb:

maybe.......:cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 01-17-2008 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2409760)
T= :wuerg019::evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb::wuerg019:

is this double top secret spick code ???

BY U BOY 01-17-2008 11:34 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2410005)
Don't worry about me punk................if you think you can tell me to F off........then send me a PM asking for forgivness, you are wrong.........:angry-smiley-038:

I don't recall asking for forgivness.

But thats cool.:Whatever:

bigandy 01-17-2008 11:43 AM

things that are nice....

farts that lift you off your seat but dont ruin your underwear...

smelling like the bar from the night before....

waking up at 11:30 to no missed phone calls....

a stash of secret taquitos on the floor board of your truck and a watered down cocktail still cold in the cup holder...

typing on the computer with my friends!!! Now fuq off biatches, i am going to go back to sleep....

Trojan-man 01-17-2008 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2410032)
things that are nice....

farts that lift you off your seat but dont ruin your underwear...

smelling like the bar from the night before....

waking up at 11:30 to no missed phone calls....

a stash of secret taquitos on the floor board of your truck and a watered down cocktail still cold in the cup holder...

typing on the computer with my friends!!! Now fuq off biatches, i am going to go back to sleep....

:drool::drool::drool: up yours ....

I personally liked, "its gonna take longer to find your underwear than it will to drive home"

Trojan-man 01-17-2008 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2410032)
things that are nice....

farts that lift you off your seat but dont ruin your underwear...

smelling like the bar from the night before....

waking up at 11:30 to no missed phone calls....

a stash of secret taquitos on the floor board of your truck and a watered down cocktail still cold in the cup holder...

typing on the computer with my friends!!! Now fuq off biatches, i am going to go back to sleep....

deep thoughts by andymcdonaldberghoffenstein :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

txlefty 01-17-2008 11:57 AM

Mornin' fools.... I guess a few of you had a rough night , I mean early morning at Big Texas. Some of you even had a better time at Treasures....:party-smiley-004:

joew. 01-17-2008 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2410052)
Mornin' fools.... I guess a few of you had a rough night , I mean early morning at Big Texas. Some of you even had a better time at Treasures....:party-smiley-004:

Ruff like your mother likes it huh Trebek

tomtbone1993 01-17-2008 12:07 PM

http://www.barrett-jackson.com/stagi...de_Profile.jpg

the baddest car through the auction last night..

Trojan-man 01-17-2008 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2410067)
http://www.barrett-jackson.com/stagi...de_Profile.jpg

the baddest car through the auction last night..

65g's....nice....can you say Entourage ??? :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:


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