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jeff1000man 10-13-2010 08:13 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3229342)
That is funny...I have never heard that one...he must be a hater:bsflag:

I didn't hear it from a guy :coolcowboy:

wstultz 10-13-2010 09:23 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3229176)
Wstultz, can I add a matress set and some other rather flamable smokey items to one of your giant bonfires?? :party-smiley-004:

No. I'm not going to burn it for a month or so and don't want to stare at that $hit for that long.

jeff1000man 10-13-2010 09:36 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3229403)
No. I'm not going to burn it for a month or so and don't want to stare at that $hit for that long.

I'll take that as a yes then. Thanks :coolcowboy:

Rcolter 10-13-2010 10:18 AM

No is my answer as well. So if I end up with any random chit at the property I know where it came from.

wstultz 10-13-2010 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3229416)
I'll take that as a yes then. Thanks :coolcowboy:

I know you get confused sometimes Mush Mouth but it is the same thing the ladies keep telling you, "NO means NO."

jeff1000man 10-13-2010 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3229473)
I know you get confused sometimes Mush Mouth but it is the same thing the ladies keep telling you, "NO means NO."

I can't hear you. I can't hear you. bad cell phone reception...............

jeff1000man 10-13-2010 10:57 AM

Where is a good place to buy tile cheap cheap? I gotty 1 good tile guy for cheap, now I need da tiles.

tomtbone1993 10-13-2010 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3229218)
Keep up the hating and I won't be picking you up for a shake down ride next Sunday...........:party-smiley-004:

.

So lets go on the record and all get our boats out on Sunday the 24th?

Mine is ready, I also owe WeeMan a boat ride since he has been printing me money the last few months.

jeff1000man 10-13-2010 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3229498)
So lets go on the record and all get our boats out on Sunday the 24th?

Mine is ready, I also owe WeeMan a boat ride since he has been printing me money the last few months.

Sounds good to me. I am working my but off to make it happen. Really hope it is shaking down before then.

Stupid job is keeping me away from my hobby

Rcolter 10-13-2010 01:32 PM

Whats the 24th?

wstultz 10-13-2010 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3229611)
Whats the 24th?

The 24th day of the month. A Sunday. The day after the 23rd and the day before the 25th.:evilb:

jeff1000man 10-13-2010 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3229611)
Whats the 24th?

Drewish holiday :coolcowboy:

wstultz 10-13-2010 02:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3229625)
Drewish holiday :coolcowboy:

"That's funny, she didn't look drewish."

Spaceball 1 has turned into Mega Maid!

jeff1000man 10-13-2010 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3229637)
"That's funny, she didn't look drewish."

Spaceball 1 has turned into Mega Maid!

ding ding dign :lolhit:

switching from suck to blow aye aye captain

boatman22 10-13-2010 05:00 PM

I'll be in Vegas the 24th...darn the luck:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 10-13-2010 05:01 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3229747)
I'll be in Vegas the 24th...darn the luck:coolcowboy:

High roller:bsflag:

boatman22 10-13-2010 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3229748)
High roller:bsflag:


It's for work....:party-smiley-004:

wstultz 10-13-2010 08:05 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3229771)
It's for work....:party-smiley-004:

Nothing in Vegas is for work.:lolhit:

BY U BOY 10-13-2010 09:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3229498)
So lets go on the record and all get our boats out on Sunday the 24th?

Mine is ready, I also owe WeeMan a boat ride since he has been printing me money the last few months.

Sounds good to me, I could use a nice day on the water and away from work.

spk1 10-14-2010 01:34 AM

East Bound and Down is Some funny Shyt!

wstultz 10-14-2010 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3230069)
East Bound and Down is Some funny Shyt!

You're a puppet to your television. When are you going to visit Texas again so we can actually do some work on your pig?

spk1 10-14-2010 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3230475)
You're a puppet to your television. When are you going to visit Texas again so we can actually do some work on your pig?

As soon as I can escape. Im there, this weekend is my step daughters bday, after that I should be free to head that way. Everything is pretty close to being ready to go so we will see how it all goes back together, if I have a miracle and alot of help, we may be watching the races from the cig.

tomtbone1993 10-14-2010 07:09 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3230069)
East Bound and Down is Some funny Shyt!

I feel sorry for JoeW......his wife does not allow him to have HBO, showtime, or skinamax at his house....he does not know what he has been missing.....poor fellow

spk1 10-14-2010 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3230706)
I feel sorry for JoeW......his wife does not allow him to have HBO, showtime, or skinamax at his house....he does not know what he has been missing.....poor fellow

boobies2004 is all he will ever need. :lolhit:

jeff1000man 10-14-2010 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3230547)
As soon as I can escape. Im there, this weekend is my step daughters bday, after that I should be free to head that way. Everything is pretty close to being ready to go so we will see how it all goes back together, if I have a miracle and alot of help, we may be watching the races from the cig.

Get over here. We are making good progress on the Nortech. Can move straight to the Cig with good momentum.

spk1 10-15-2010 12:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3230890)
Get over here. We are making good progress on the Nortech. Can move straight to the Cig with good momentum.

After the weekend is over I will be making travel plans,

Trojan-man 10-15-2010 02:46 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3230069)
East Bound and Down is Some funny Shyt!

yes east bound and down is some funny sh1t, last season was pretty funny too. Damn, I just read 20 pages of bs to catch up with you monkies. And no, you will not be gettiing a rim job from me when you get here, BigAndy is gonna pinch hit for me :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 10-15-2010 02:48 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3230947)
After the weekend is over I will be making travel plans,

you know you can always make travel plans now and save yourself some cash. :lolhit: You don't always have to wait to the last minute to buy a ticket and step on a plane. Your bigarse resin bucket needs some man love.

jeff1000man 10-15-2010 10:19 AM

I only put 20 gallons of new fuel in each side of that boat thinking that it was empty and it would wash out the inside of the tanks. We have allreay pumped 65 gallons out of 1 side and it isn't empty yet. :eek:

Hodges gonna be burning some nasty **** through that truck for a while.......

Anyone else need a bunch of free gas for their old trucks??? :coolcowboy:

Rcolter 10-15-2010 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3231199)
I only put 20 gallons of new fuel in each side of that boat thinking that it was empty and it would wash out the inside of the tanks. We have allreay pumped 65 gallons out of 1 side and it isn't empty yet. :eek:

Hodges gonna be burning some nasty **** through that truck for a while.......

Anyone else need a bunch of free gas for their old trucks??? :coolcowboy:

Sooooooooo ur sayin that Gregory Perfomance doesn't believe in fuel gauges? :readinghelp::readinghelp:

jeff1000man 10-15-2010 10:36 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3231221)
Sooooooooo ur sayin that Gregory Perfomance doesn't believe in fuel gauges? :readinghelp::readinghelp:

No power in the boat = no guages. :coolcowboy: Pretty basic concept.

Rcolter 10-15-2010 11:35 AM

12V battery even partially charged = Power. :party-smiley-004:Pretty basic concept.

jeff1000man 10-15-2010 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3231277)
12V battery even partially charged = Power. :party-smiley-004:Pretty basic concept.

No engines plugged in = no power to dash. Doesn't matter how many batteries you got.

pretty simple concept/////

boatman22 10-15-2010 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3231221)
Sooooooooo ur sayin that Gregory /Hodges Perfomance doesn't believe in fuel gauges? :readinghelp::readinghelp:

:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-15-2010 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3231284)
:party-smiley-004:

This from 1 of only 2 guys I know that have ever run out of gas.... :evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

boatman22 10-15-2010 11:49 AM

When you run a boat as much as I do sometimes you are having to much fun to look at a gauge......:lolhit:

jeff1000man 10-15-2010 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3231293)
When you run a boat as much as I do sometimes you are having to much fun to look at a gauge......:lolhit:

Point to the Cock and Bulls

boatman22 10-15-2010 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3231296)
Point to the Cock and Bulls

???

jeff1000man 10-15-2010 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3231306)
???

You don't watch enough comedy central to get that one

boatman22 10-15-2010 12:10 PM

I can't afford cable TV:coolcowboy:


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