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BY U BOY 04-16-2007 09:23 PM

good for him

spk1 04-16-2007 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2095971)
your arm must be tired:evilb: :D

Yea,, maybe I should re word that one. :rolleyes:

jeff1000man 04-16-2007 11:00 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2095628)
its going to be like xmas here tomorrow.:D packages from Barry Grant and jegs should hit my desk in the morning:eek:

Tell me you didn't buy those crap barry grant fuel pumps.!!

jeff1000man 04-16-2007 11:03 PM

Smooth operator update is that it runs with minor adjustments that will nee dto be made. Sounds pretty good considering......

Trojan-man 04-17-2007 12:17 AM

Congrats T-Bone, now just keep that ho runnin, no italian tune-ups until she is dialed in.......wade that goes for you too, one of these days....

Trojan-man 04-17-2007 12:19 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2095937)
well I guess Megan Stultz is better than Chad Prochascahhkjii??????

Is that Polish/Iranian ?? :drool:

jeff1000man 04-17-2007 01:03 AM

twins dressed and ready for school
 
3 Attachment(s)
need a belt and 2 filters and they are ready to strap on the dyno and let em rip.

Fingers crossed please.

bigandy 04-17-2007 07:44 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2095788)
By the way, I am convinced sarahcooper is one of our old ladies checking up on us boys.........My dibs, Maryandy or Megan Stultz.....:eek:

you are the only one dating a psycho cyber stalker. did you erase those pics from friday night off of your phone???

hell it might be wednesday, we only told her about this for 30 minutes the other day...

either way until we get this thread password protected no more secrets, only thigns that everyone knows anyway.

jeff is gay,
wade is pu$$y whipped,
chad is bald,
lefty is collecting tin cans to buy blowers,
jeff is gay,
tbone has to remove the exhaust off his boat to use jumper cables,
joe's boat is awesome ( btw joe what are you doing on wednesday )

but lets not get distracted.... spy's are out there

wstultz 04-17-2007 08:59 AM

Fu(k whomever is spying on us. If they're that insecure, go into a closet somewhere, put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. As far as not divulging any more secrets....kiss my a$$!

Andy is a kiddy porn addict
Chad is a metro homo
Lefty is old
Tom is tired
Joe needs a dingy
spk 1 needs a Sutphen
By u boy needs to come up north

joew. 04-17-2007 09:09 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2096262)
you are the only one dating a psycho cyber stalker. did you erase those pics from friday night off of your phone???

hell it might be wednesday, we only told her about this for 30 minutes the other day...

either way until we get this thread password protected no more secrets, only thigns that everyone knows anyway.

jeff is gay,
wade is pu$$y whipped,
chad is bald,
lefty is collecting tin cans to buy blowers,
jeff is gay,
tbone has to remove the exhaust off his boat to use jumper cables,
joe's boat is awesome ( btw joe what are you doing on wednesday )

but lets not get distracted.... spy's are out there

I will be on the water so call me when you get done with work; oh wait....... It is going to be windy, I think there is a small boat advisory (Trojan-man):evilb: Just f-in w/ ya I love that boat....
Lefty is off. So anyone that has a sack and no hard feelings about skipping work get that azz out on the water...:D

Rcolter 04-17-2007 09:11 AM

You missed one:

Rcolter needs a bigger shirt.

Thanks Tboner I figured I get that one for you:evilb:

joew. 04-17-2007 09:23 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2096348)
Fu(k whomever is spying on us. If they're that insecure, go into a closet somewhere, put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. As far as not divulging any more secrets....kiss my a$$!

Andy is a kiddy porn addict
Chad is a metro homo
Lefty is old
Tom is tired
Joe needs a dingy
spk 1 needs a Sutphen
By u boy needs to come up north

True story... It's not like Megan will ever find out about you and those to transvestite prostitutes when we all went out last month...:eek: :D

wstultz 04-17-2007 09:36 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2096373)
True story... It's not like Megan will ever find out about you and those to transvestite prostitutes when we all went out last month...:eek: :D


I hope not.

BY U BOY 04-17-2007 09:39 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2096107)
Tell me you didn't buy those crap barry grant fuel pumps.!!

nope! i bought the holley 130gph pump and reg.

Trojan-man 04-17-2007 10:21 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2096383)
I hope not.

HHHmmmmmm, HHHmmmmmm, hey smalls, double or nothing you slice it into the woods......

wstultz 04-17-2007 10:36 AM

How's about you come over later and mow my lawn. HHMMMMMMMM.HHHMMMMMMMM.

jeff1000man 04-17-2007 10:38 AM

Hey, you scratched my anchor!!

txlefty 04-17-2007 11:04 AM

It's FRIDAY for me Biatches! " You tryin' to build a club house? I know you ain't goin' out like that!" Friday night steak night! For those who dare...Then Saturday on the lake! Hey Wade, I know where we can get a main sail and srap it to the Stuphen, with all the wind tomorrow Trouble Maker could see a blistering 15 mph! Just gotta lean into it! Just trying to help, I know you feel left out! :)

Trojan-man 04-17-2007 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2096488)
It's FRIDAY for me Biatches! " You tryin' to build a club house? I know you ain't goin' out like that!" Friday night steak night! For those who dare...Then Saturday on the lake! Hey Wade, I know where we can get a main sail and srap it to the Stuphen, with all the wind tomorrow Trouble Maker could see a blistering 15 mph! Just gotta lean into it! Just trying to help, I know you feel left out! :)

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

and I am not bald, I am follically challenged, not metro, just well groomed, and not gay, I like biker chicks....

tomtbone1993 04-17-2007 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2096348)
Fu(k whomever is spying on us. If they're that insecure, go into a closet somewhere, put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. As far as not divulging any more secrets....kiss my a$$!

Tom is tired

100% correct:(

BY U BOY 04-17-2007 12:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2096573)
100% correct:(

Sarahcooper has no post and has a member date of 2006. Maybe she is just a lurker that likes to read pointless banter from a bunch of fools:drink:

tomtbone1993 04-17-2007 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2096577)
Sarahcooper has no post and has a member date of 2006. Maybe she is just a lurker that likes to read pointless banter from a bunch of fools:drink:

100% correct that I am tired I don't care about anyone spyin on me:D

BY U BOY 04-17-2007 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2096588)
100% correct that I am tired I don't care about anyone spyin on me:D

LOL maybe thats the guy from to catch a predator trying to bait lefty:evilb: :drink:

tomtbone1993 04-17-2007 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2096609)
LOL maybe thats the guy from to catch a predator trying to bait lefty:evilb: :drink:

very well could be.......Lefty will get caught...everyone does:cool: :D

txlefty 04-17-2007 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2096577)
Sarahcooper has no post and has a member date of 2006. Maybe she is just a lurker that likes to read pointless banter from a bunch of fools:drink:

Damn! My dream girl 14 and likes powerboats! Where do I find this Goddess! :evilb:

joew. 04-17-2007 02:05 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2096631)
Damn! My dream girl 14 and likes powerboats! Where do I find this Goddess! :evilb:

That is sick man just sick:p

wstultz 04-17-2007 02:24 PM

Dirty little girls

bigandy 04-17-2007 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2096577)
Sarahcooper has no post and has a member date of 2006. Maybe she is just a lurker that likes to read pointless banter from a bunch of fools:drink:

lets just pretend we are at papas and she is a single girl, i know for a fact between lefty, mush mouth, baldwick homes and myself she will leave this forum crying


















and then giving rcolter a knob job in the parking lot

BY U BOY 04-17-2007 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2096737)
lets just pretend we are at papas and she is a single girl, i know for a fact between lefty, mush mouth, baldwick homes and myself she will leave this forum crying


















and then giving rcolter a knob job in the parking lot

:evilb: :drink:

Trojan-man 04-17-2007 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2096577)
Sarahcooper has no post and has a member date of 2006. Maybe she is just a lurker that likes to read pointless banter from a bunch of fools:drink:

That rules out my old lady, but not Candyman or wade's old lady.....

ps.. how did my screen name progress from Trojan-man to Baldwick Homes ??

From now on, everyone who puts a wick on the end of anything owes me $20 a pop for royalty fees....biatches...I have to make up for andy stealing love rags, washing equipment, TVs and anything else not nailed down off my boat... :evilb:

bigandy 04-17-2007 02:51 PM

oh that reminds me, i went by the boat and your green towels are dry now but one of them seems to be able to stand up by itself????? whomever does your laundry should take it easy on the starch!!!!!!!!

Trojan-man 04-17-2007 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2096771)
oh that reminds me, i went by the boat and your green towels are dry now but one of them seems to be able to stand up by itself????? whomever does your laundry should take it easy on the starch!!!!!!!!

D1ckhead :mad:

wstultz 04-17-2007 03:24 PM

Did it smell like fish?

Trojan-man 04-17-2007 03:27 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2096803)
Did it smell like fish?

The trouble maker smells like fish....and cob webs... :eek:

txlefty 04-17-2007 03:30 PM

Hey guys just found an awesome hook up for Fountain parts... Bob Jordan aka "Blown Income" on OSO is parts manager for East Coast Flight Craft he's got the hook up on all Fountain parts .....978-777-7279! Just set me up with the goods for mine! :D

Trojan-man 04-17-2007 03:33 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2096812)
Hey guys just found an awesome hook up for Fountain parts... Bob Jordan aka "Blown Income" on OSO is parts manager for East Coast Flight Craft he's got the hook up on all Fountain parts .....978-777-7279! Just set me up with the goods for mine! :D

Does he have solar powered engine hatch actuators? If so that will save your toggle switches and batteries bigtime !!

:D :drink:

wstultz 04-17-2007 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2096806)
The trouble maker smells like fish....and cob webs... :eek:


From all the fish she has chopped up with those cleavers.

Trojan-man 04-17-2007 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2096818)
From all the fish she has chopped up with those cleavers.

No its from you and megan in the cover girl cabin while it was on the trailer :eek: :drink: :drool:

Trojan-man 04-17-2007 03:43 PM

I hate paying bills......I need a sexretary....anyone know one who knows quickbooks ?? And has huge bombs ???? :p

wstultz 04-17-2007 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2096823)
No its from you and megan in the cover girl cabin while it was on the trailer :eek: :drink: :drool:


That smells like victory!


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