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jeff1000man 04-23-2007 10:45 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2102889)
Can I be on the list? I wish I was cool enought to make that list. :cool:


At least you chime in and take yours like a man. How did boat run yesterday?

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 10:47 AM

My luck has finally changed. I will only post nice friendly comments about my friends and their very nice hardware. Although if one of you do slam another member of our circle of trust. I will simply copy your quote and give you positive reinforcment. I need all the good Karma I can get. :drink:

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 10:49 AM

Example: Rcolter you look very nice today in your sisters Baby T-Shirt:cool: The colors really bring out your eyes:cool: The sleeves make your arms look huge

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 10:52 AM

I will ask for everyone to take a moment of silence. It appears our President blew a engine yesterday. We all know how bad of a feeling it really is. We wish him the best of luck and a speedy recovery. The first report from doctor Blackwood was not good. It may need a new long block. Please keep him in your thoughts.

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2102901)
I will ask for everyone to take a moment of silence. It appears our President blew a engine yesterday. We all know how bad of a feeling it really is. We wish him the best of luck and a speedy recovery. The first report from doctor Blackwood was not good. It may need a new long block. Please keep him in your thoughts.

:(

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 11:12 AM

Since Joew believes that Lefty has the "golden touch" we should let him do a laying of the hands on all boats before they are allowed to take their maiden voyage.

BY U BOY 04-23-2007 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2102901)
I will ask for everyone to take a moment of silence. It appears our President blew a engine yesterday. We all know how bad of a feeling it really is. We wish him the best of luck and a speedy recovery. The first report from doctor Blackwood was not good. It may need a new long block. Please keep him in your thoughts.

was that the outer limits that was having problems?

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2102922)
was that the outer limits that was having problems?

No it was a Cig Revolution:(

joew. 04-23-2007 11:21 AM

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This is what happens when the islander and the trojan role by the island....:evilb:

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2102931)
This is what happens when the islander and the trojan role by the island....:evilb:

What, the fat people show up?? :eek:

wstultz 04-23-2007 11:24 AM

Cannonball comiinnnnn!

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2102931)
This is what happens when the islander and the trojan role by the island....:evilb:

that appears to be a very unforunate day for the gentleman in the green shorts. I hope his next boating experience is better for him in the future.

Trojan-man 04-23-2007 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2102931)
This is what happens when the islander and the trojan role by the island....:evilb:

And then it happens to us in reverse when I am broke d1ck in the middle of the lake :drink:

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2102939)
And then it happens to us in reverse when I am broke d1ck in the middle of the lake :drink:


You never did say what you broke??

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2102939)
And then it happens to us in reverse when I am broke d1ck in the middle of the lake :drink:

don't be so hard on yourself. You will have better boating days in the future.

Trojan-man 04-23-2007 11:30 AM

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I am still trying to figure out the movie clip thing, but here is a pic of the dumbass Norweigen

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2102944)
don't be so hard on yourself. You will have better boating days in the future.


Tom, snap out of it. You are high on something. Get back to your old self before we have you committed.

Trojan-man 04-23-2007 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2102941)
You never did say what you broke??

Starboard drive shift fell out of the tranny :eek:

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2102947)
Starboard drive shift fell out of the tranny :eek:


shift? or shaft? Hooked on phonics will help buddy. Or was it the shifter?

Trojan-man 04-23-2007 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2102948)
shift? or shaft? Hooked on phonics will help buddy. Or was it the shifter?

Don't start with me mush mouth, it was the ma phuckin SHAFT !! :bunny:

joew. 04-23-2007 11:48 AM

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Correction, this is what happens:D

joew. 04-23-2007 11:50 AM

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Hey Baldwick I think you just had something in the prop???:evilb:

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2102946)
Tom, snap out of it. You are high on something. Get back to your old self before we have you committed.

it is amazing what 1900 horses will do to a man:cool:

wstultz 04-23-2007 11:53 AM

What? Run him over and then eat all of the grass in his field.

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2102969)
Hey Baldwick I think you just had something in the prop???:evilb:

that is a very sad sight, what did that poor fishy do to deserve that? Thats why I feel we should not run our boats. Its all about the marine enviroment.

txlefty 04-23-2007 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2102896)
My luck has finally changed. I will only post nice friendly comments about my friends and their very nice hardware. Although if one of you do slam another member of our circle of trust. I will simply copy your quote and give you positive reinforcment. I need all the good Karma I can get. :drink:

I thought the only way to change your luck was to sleep with a black girl.....at least that's what my uncle boudreux said! :evilb:

wstultz 04-23-2007 11:56 AM

Go hug a tree.

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2102979)
I thought the only way to change your luck was to sleep with a black girl.....at least that's what my uncle boudreux said! :evilb:

I think my lucked changed when you were so kind to wash my swim platform and my hatches for me:cool: I am sure it had nothing to do with the countless man hours and team effort put in by all my friends to get Smooth Operator too the next level.

txlefty 04-23-2007 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2102901)
I will ask for everyone to take a moment of silence. It appears our President blew a engine yesterday. We all know how bad of a feeling it really is. We wish him the best of luck and a speedy recovery. The first report from doctor Blackwood was not good. It may need a new long block. Please keep him in your thoughts.

Oh $hit! I hope you didn't pass your "THE TOM-PLAGUE" to him!!!! Give Blackwood another beer ! He's probably just low on blinker fluid, did Jeff look at it? You know you need a professional opion!

joew. 04-23-2007 12:05 PM

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What does this button do????:D

txlefty 04-23-2007 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2102985)
I think my lucked changed when you were so kind to wash my swim platform and my hatches for me:cool: I am sure it had nothing to do with the countless man hours and team effort put in by all my friends to get Smooth Operator too the next level.

I'm sure I speak for everybody, at least Joe! I sure hope all your ghosts are gone and it's nothing but smooth sailing for the "Smooth Operator". You and everyone that has turned a wrench on her wanna see you have a good summer with her! :drink:

joew. 04-23-2007 12:13 PM

Alright ladies if yall are goin to just sit here and suck eachother off then I am going back to work.. I want some ball bustin... But not mine, I just want to chime in on misc comments about Lefty liking guys and Jeff argueing with himself about being right at 5am.......:evilb:

txlefty 04-23-2007 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2102946)
Tom, snap out of it. You are high on something. Get back to your old self before we have you committed.

He must still be light headed from running yesterday......that $hit happens when you run tripples! Lack of oxygen to the cranium! Must be like gettin high! :evilb: Hell I needs some of that! :D

Trojan-man 04-23-2007 12:16 PM

Here is one dumba$$ Norweigen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRAsdbrbZNA

joew. 04-23-2007 12:17 PM

Hey Jeff what is it like to ride in that boat???? I have spent alot of time in the bilge but never in the seats. It sure looked like fun from the dock....... Maybe some day:(

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 12:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2102971)
it is amazing what 1900 horses will do to a man:cool:


1900???

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2102969)
Hey Baldwick I think you just had something in the prop???:evilb:

poor fellow

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2103011)
Hey Jeff what is it like to ride in that boat???? I have spent alot of time in the bilge but never in the seats. It sure looked like fun from the dock....... Maybe some day:(


Back seat is very comfortable. Kick back and drink the 80mph beer. On hindsight though. we need to have more faith in Quamy's abilities and not have the floor full of tools, greasy rags, metal shavings, mud, beer cans(my fault) so that people will have a place to sit.

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 12:21 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2103010)
Here is one dumba$$ Norweigen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRAsdbrbZNA


Not working yet

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 12:22 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2103006)
He must still be light headed from running yesterday......that $hit happens when you run tripples! Lack of oxygen to the cranium! Must be like gettin high! :evilb: Hell I needs some of that! :D

Excellent point TxLefty nothing like runnin 80MPH and have a lot more room to go.....:cool:


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