I knew it! Chad loves the co(k:D

I should have known something was up when I saw the triangles on his "look at me I 'm not gay" truck.:evilb:

What if I answered yes to all. Especially the one about my old lady....I answered "yes" twice to that one.

Trojan-Man aka pole smoker.......poor guy.....do all pole smokers loose their hair at age 30?

would that excite you?



BTW JoeW. did a little BBQin himself last night....I would put money on it, that it tatsted better than the tires you were servin:cool:

SPK1 here you go....join the beak club all the cool kids are doing it......http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o12600-en.html

Not bad. I am sure spk1 will offer him 7000.00:p

I am gonna bar-be-que your ass in malassus !!!! I have a new grill, still breaking it in, no big hurry. My grill is different than a beak, it breaks in slow, not fast and dead. :D

Now phuck off, I have work to do biches

Did ya'll grill with tethlong tape and duck tape ??? :eek: :drink:

No reason to get all upset just because now we all know you are a homo. It is now time to except it and move on.... Or just shut your man pleaser and take it like Creedo says you do so well:evilb:

Ok, sorry to interrupt but who all is going to the Clear Lake Poker Run???

EZTERMS is!! we are running great!

It appears there will be a few of us attending. I may start a new thread, so we don't offend anyone reading this thread. To go along with the theme we may be brining along some Navy Seals with us:cool:

does this make you feel warm and fuzzy inside your shorts?

do you have to be a topps member to do the PR?
i would like to do it or ride along with someone.:D

Bufford T. Justice will be in hot pursuit for a ride on the Clear Lake Poker Run......Again. Always the deck hand biatch, never the driver.

Yes, you do have to be a member of TOPPS to run in poker run. At Clear Lake TOPPS, it takes 2 months to join. First meeting you get read in and second meeting you get voted in. I don't know about requirements for joining Conroe TOPPS.

Look forward to seeing the Conroe boys in Clear Lake. Should be a good event. Our last 2 years PR's were overnight trips to Freeport and looking forward to just a fun "day" run for a change.

Tommy (Black Thunder)

It looks like MZEZ took a picture of your Reggie starter kit medallion and made it his avatar :drink:

Some of us are not gorillas so we don't feel warm and fuzzy :eek: :drink: :D

I am going to start a new thread discussing this event. We will have some rookie members attending for the first time.

FYI since we will be brining a few Seal Teams with us I strongly suggest free drinks for the Conroe Crew:cool: :evilb: :evilb:

just to give you a heads up MZEZ is a girl:cool: I can understand why you finally came out of the closet. Since you do not know how to respect a lady....

I was thinking about shaving my arms, would you like to use the armhair to cover up your bald dome?:

:D :p :D

Atleast the seals won't have to chip in on gas since you have a full tank from Tickfaw:evilb:

Your welcome seals from spk1, joew., and jeff1000:(

Does anyone remember when the people in the bs thread had some sack?????????????? I want some chit talkin goin on about everyone but me so I can sit and laugh my azz off:mad: :eek: :drink:

Ok,, Ive been ashamed all day,, but its time to admit it, :cool: I rented a pontoon boat yesterday. My mom was all over my azz with the comments like $100??? Thats it? And the gas is free,, and you dont have to clean it put it on the trailer or take care of it at all??, Then she pretty much called me a dumbazz for my past boating investments. :eek:

Can you do that with a speed boat or cruiser. :confused: :confused: because that would be cool:D

Great call I problay won't get a chance to burn that gas in the next 4 weeks.....we will also forget about the 150 Gallons I put in before we left....:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

A few things you may not be to familar with:

Boat Payment

Boat Insurance

(2) Boat Storage's

Boat Maintance ect...ect.. I think you get the point:rolleyes:

nope, but forsome reason I couldnt win against the family with that arguement. :rolleyes: , My mom kept saying how come this boat doesnt rock and bounce around so horribly like your old boats,, :eek: . Here I do something nice like rent a boat and take the whole family out,, and it ends in comments such as these,, . At one point, and I know a few of you with broke shyt can feel my pain,, she said ,, hmmm,, you didnt really need to spend all that extra $$ on your engines,, you should have just towed it around with one of these. :eek:

I have a feeling,,,Next mothers day is going to be veryyyy veryyyyyy dissapointing for her. :evilb:

I also have a few things you may not be familiar with.

Like turning the keys and engines running

changing the oil not the motors

Lets not forget this is not the first boat for me to be around, payment etc. etc. In fact I have put about 60 hours on the mainship, 100hrs on the Hydro sport, 180hrs in the rinker in the past three years. How much have you ran your boat in the last three years:eek: :eek: :D

The best part about the whole ordeal,, was meeting all the "new to boating, swimming, and etc" people that were renting,, I just kept pointing to the back of walden marina and said you havee to go over there and look at the really big house boats and cruisers up close :eek: . :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

the 46 Sea Ray or The 42 Fountain or both? Please let me know when you want to quote Major League Stats vs Minor League:cool:

you would be correct:evilb:

Correct me if I am wrong but you had 2 partners on the sea ray...... And you can combine the two boats hours if it make it easier for you. "running hours only please":evilb: What's it up to??? Double digits????:eek: :D :p

Brothersss DOnt Shake Handss,, Brotherss Gotta HUggg!
:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

John sure was asking alot of questions about that 47 fountain, and how much cabin room it had. I sure hope joe doesnt pull out the big gunns :cool:

A$$. You rented a pontoon on the lake and didn't call us? Chad had pops' old beeter pontoon out on Saturday......SWEET.

I know, I saw chad saturday at pappas,,, looked like he picked up more chicks on that pontoon,, than I had ever seen on the trojan. :evilb: :evilb:

you are correct I had 2 partners on the Sea Ray....They had the same aggrement you do with John.....John being me paying all the bills

you and Chad can join Pontoonboatsonly.com

A few topics you might find:

Had my interior guy make me a matching speedo

What size spark plug do you use?

Bimini Top makes wind noise at 20MPH

Where do you place your oxygen tank?

Higher than 100SPF sunblock?

Does any one else get aroused while pumpming the little rubber black bulb?

What brand 6X9 speakers to you recommend?

Made it from the damn to the bridge in under 3 hours tonight.

Wow just upgraded my Honda to a 4 stroke

How do I keep the Metal Tanks from leaking?

Anyone in for Bingo tonight?

Should I go with 2 toons or a tritoon?

Were did you place your rainbow sticker?

AARP offers a 10% dicsount on all Pontoons

Those Damn Power Boats are so loud.....

Got cut off by a Boat with a huge curtain on it.....

What are those Huge rubber tank things I see on the side of boats? Between the boat and the dock?

best place to buy 2 cycle oil?

Looks good to me. :D

we could add max sea tow rating of a pontoon, for those inquiring minds hehe.

80mph tooner :eek:

200+ MPH power boat:cool: