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Trojan-man 10-09-2008 08:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2711317)
Magnum. It's the only boat that I have that is small enough to fit in the slip.

I told them to go ahead and start putting the pieces together to get the other one functional again too.

Bigandy, if you see Butch, tell him I want some poles put in over here for the new slip.

I have his number, but he doesn't call back. I guess he has to much to do to mess with my little projects.

fix the other side and I will stick the villain or the banana in there. And by fix it, I dont mean hammer some 2x4s in for a leantwo support system, lol :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

oh and fyi, bulkhead guys don't call you back even if you 4 boat docks at different lots for them to build, so don't feel left out. How that deal works is they all sit around at a bar everyday, and once a week they draw a number, and if its your number you get a boat dock, if not then.........there is always next week.

bigandy 10-09-2008 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2711499)
fix the other side and I will stick the villain or the banana in there. And by fix it, I dont mean hammer some 2x4s in for a leantwo support system, lol :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

oh and fyi, bulkhead guys don't call you back even if you 4 boat docks at different lots for them to build, so don't feel left out. How that deal works is they all sit around at a bar everyday, and once a week they draw a number, and if its your number you get a boat dock, if not then.........there is always next week.

you guys blow a goat!!! i got butch a job, he did it within a week and then because i priced it so high when the customers check cleared he handed me a grand!! I saw him at walmart the other day and he asked me when i wanted him to come do my posts in the ground in front of my south shore house to keep me off the concrete from the River road marina parking lot bulkhead.... you guys must be real jerks to deal with!!! let me know what you need and how much you got to spend and i will get it taken care of. GUARANTEED!!!

Trojan-man 10-09-2008 08:40 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2711517)
you guys blow a goat!!! i got butch a job, he did it within a week and then because i priced it so high when the customers check cleared he handed me a grand!! I saw him at walmart the other day and he asked me when i wanted him to come do my posts in the ground in front of my south shore house to keep me off the concrete from the River road marina parking lot bulkhead.... you guys must be real jerks to deal with!!! let me know what you need and how much you got to spend and i will get it taken care of. GUARANTEED!!!

Give butch my number and tell him to "GET TO KNOW ME". I am not chasing that phucker anymore.

I am not getting in the middle of bigandy bulkhead deals.....before I know it, I will be paying double, have mysterious pianos show up in my garage, and at some point a bum will show up singing, "I am julie's piano" over and over :drink::drink:

bigandy 10-09-2008 08:50 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2711522)
Give butch my number and tell him to "GET TO KNOW ME". I am not chasing that phucker anymore.

I am not getting in the middle of bigandy bulkhead deals.....before I know it, I will be paying double, have mysterious pianos show up in my garage, and at some point a bum will show up singing, "I am julie's piano" over and over :drink::drink:

im sorry if you did not make enough of an impression on him the first couple times he worked for you.... oh and one day Julie and her lil friends will show up at your house looking for her piano and it will turn into a pool party and then you will be glad i left that piano there for the first two years of home ownership!!!!!!!!!!!! I have rented movies did not have that good of an ending!!!

Trojan-man 10-09-2008 08:54 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2711534)
im sorry if you did not make enough of an impression on him the first couple times he worked for you.... oh and one day Julie and her lil friends will show up at your house looking for her piano and it will turn into a pool party and then you will be glad i left that piano there for the first two years of home ownership!!!!!!!!!!!! I have rented movies did not have that good of an ending!!!

He has never worked for me, just lied to me over and over, lol :food-smiley-007::party-smiley-004: and yes I wish I could watch the ending of that movie.....wait a minute, no I don't :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 10-09-2008 08:59 PM

Would you biatches stop gabbing like school children.

wstultz 10-09-2008 09:01 PM

The wootabie brothers are on TV in night at the roxbery. Chad and kevin wootabie. "Are you two brothers?"....."No"......"Yeeeeesssssss!"

spk1 10-09-2008 09:06 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2711450)
not much, just that with filtered modified sine wave output, Heart Interface Freedom inverter/chargers run virtually anything, from office equipment to household appliances and electronics. Temperature controlled multistage charging ensures that your batteries are recharged quickly, and automatic shutdown and other safety features protect your expensive deep-cycle batteries from excessive depletion.

Does it say what will happen if I clip the red wire to your right testicle, and the black one to your left,, and dip your big toe into the water? :evilb: :angry-smiley-038:

spk1 10-09-2008 09:07 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2711453)
see if he will hold the boat AND these until payday, maybe we can get a better deal if we buy two items from him!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=300265243364

I dont care who you are, Thats funnyy! :ernaehrung004:

spk1 10-09-2008 09:18 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2711560)
The wootabie brothers are on TV in night at the roxbery. Chad and kevin wootabie. "Are you two brothers?"....."No"......"Yeeeeesssssss!"

Yea, but what about this part? Arent you that brother?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcekrcoRIf8

:eek: :evilb:

joew. 10-09-2008 09:18 PM

I will also give andy credit both remarks about goblets and some heart deal two pages ago were very funny:drink:

jeff1000man 10-09-2008 09:18 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2711573)
I dont care who you are, Thats funnyy! :ernaehrung004:

I thought that was funny also. I am just sad, because I havn't hit a really good set of claims yet. Just a bunch of mediocres.

Oh well, I guess they can't all be golden.

bigandy 10-09-2008 09:18 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2711571)
Does it say what will happen if I clip the red wire to your right testicle, and the black one to your left,, and dip your big toe into the water? :evilb: :angry-smiley-038:

I almost put a girls eye out at a pool party doing that one time!!!!!!!
































( her brown eye ) :evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 10-09-2008 09:19 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2711589)
I will also give andy credit both remarks about goblets and some heart deal two pages ago were very funny:drink:

I didn't get the heart thing. WHat was that about anyway?

wstultz 10-09-2008 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2711588)
Yea, but what about this part? Arent you that brother?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcekrcoRIf8

:eek: :evilb:

This is what i think about that!

tomtbone1993 10-09-2008 09:24 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2711597)
This is what i think about that!

nice pic...........


are we going to have a OSO smack off tonight???:ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 10-09-2008 09:26 PM

good stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZjpCK02s3A

wstultz 10-09-2008 09:29 PM

How about a 100plus MPH ride in Goldigger!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFhss6P94zY

tomtbone1993 10-09-2008 09:38 PM

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tomtbone1993 10-09-2008 09:39 PM

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who wants some????

spk1 10-09-2008 11:48 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2711619)
How about a 100plus MPH ride in Goldigger!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFhss6P94zY

A ride in the Front seat looks bad azzz,, but it seems that you view from the back seat is comparable to taking a barrel down niagra falls :evilb:

Trojan-man 10-10-2008 12:30 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2711588)
Yea, but what about this part? Arent you that brother?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcekrcoRIf8

:eek: :evilb:

BBBBIIIIIIPPPPPPPP !!!! :party-smiley-048::party-smiley-048:

Trojan-man 10-10-2008 12:32 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2711597)
This is what i think about that!

Big talker on OSO, I know the real story :drink::drink: I heard about megan & kacey's little talk the other day at work :eek::eek:

wstultz 10-10-2008 08:52 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2711717)
Big talker on OSO, I know the real story I heard about megan & kacey's little talk the other day at work

Please! Look at your reliable source....Kacey. The girl you keep running back to.:evilb:

My girl loves boats, so pretty much , I'm cool with that. Kacey yells at you everytime you come over to work on your Banana....That's right fellas! The real reason the Banana is not done yet.:grinser010:

As far as the wedding thing.....we'll see tough guy.:food-smiley-007:

bigandy 10-10-2008 08:55 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2711717)
Big talker on OSO, I know the real story :drink::drink: I heard about megan & kacey's little talk the other day at work :eek::eek:

uh oh, all of ya gettin married on the beach the key west weekends so you can ruin our lives not just your own...


Good idea, 1 vagina for the rest of your life... way to think it through!!!

can you believe she wore white???? grandma get off the phone!!!!!!!!!!!

bigandy 10-10-2008 08:57 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2711918)
Please! Look at your reliable source....Kacey. The girl you keep running back to.

My girl loves boats, so pretty much , I'm cool with that.

As far as the wedding thing.....we'll see tough guy.

I heard they are putting up a traffic light in front of her house!!! Damn Zoysia!!!










ZING! :evilb::evilb: Sorry chad... couldnt stop myself. Sometimes i cant control the volume of my voice, or the content

wstultz 10-10-2008 08:58 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2711925)
uh oh, all of ya gettin married on the beach the key west weekends so you can ruin our lives not just your own...


Good idea, 1 vagina for the rest of your life... way to think it through!!!

can you believe she wore white???? grandma get off the phone!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not bringing my old lady. How about you???

spk1 10-10-2008 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2711928)
I'm not bringing my old lady. How about you???

BiPpppPPpp! just doesnt seem like enough for this occasion, lol :evilb:

On Time 10-10-2008 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2711297)
Sign on my street!! but where is your street cause i got a hard hat and some pole spikes!!! i can tell her i am a supervisor!!

Now thats good. I like your bulkhead too.

jeff1000man 10-10-2008 10:06 AM

Wade :ernaehrung004::drink:

Trojan-man 10-10-2008 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2711918)
Please! Look at your reliable source....Kacey. The girl you keep running back to.:evilb:

My girl loves boats, so pretty much , I'm cool with that. Kacey yells at you everytime you come over to work on your Banana....That's right fellas! The real reason the Banana is not done yet.:grinser010:

As far as the wedding thing.....we'll see tough guy.:food-smiley-007:

nobody has ran back to anywhere

it takes money to finish the banana, not an old lady. We would all have our projects finished twice as fast if we didnt' have old ladies, that is just a fact. :drink::drink:

Trojan-man 10-10-2008 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2711928)
I'm not bringing my old lady. How about you???

:evilb::evilb::evilb::party-smiley-004:

joew. 10-10-2008 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2712088)
:evilb::evilb::evilb::party-smiley-004:

I s Andy bringing his lady after all the chit he said????

wstultz 10-10-2008 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2712085)
nobody has ran back to anywhere

it takes money to finish the banana, not an old lady. We would all have our projects finished twice as fast if we didnt' have old ladies, that is just a fact. :drink::drink:

$hit! my old lady was helping me last night get the bilge pumps secured and putting on the oil change hose. It was damn near impossible to get even my skinny arse down there. I only got two screws in each pump but I put enough 5200 down there to glue anything together.

spk1 10-10-2008 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2712099)
I s Andy bringing his lady after all the chit he said????

A picture is worth a thousand wordss. :evilb:

jeff1000man 10-10-2008 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2712104)
$hit! my old lady was helping me last night get the bilge pumps secured and putting on the oil change hose. It was damn near impossible to get even my skinny arse down there. I only got two screws in each pump but I put enough 5200 down there to glue anything together.

Don't tell her you are getting a check or you will have to buy a ring with it. :drink:

jeff1000man 10-10-2008 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2712114)
A picture is worth a thousand wordss. :evilb:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

I am laughing so had it is making me cry. :ernaehrung004:

spk1 10-10-2008 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2712104)
$hit! my old lady was helping me last night get the bilge pumps secured and putting on the oil change hose. It was damn near impossible to get even my skinny arse down there. I only got two screws in each pump but I put enough 5200 down there to glue anything together.

You can always tell which guys know their old ladys reads oso,, :evilb: :cool::drink:

On Time 10-10-2008 11:36 AM

Anybody flying to Miami/Lauderdale and driving to Key West?

wstultz 10-10-2008 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2712123)
You can always tell which guys know their old ladys reads oso,, :evilb: :cool::drink:

Bull$hit. OSO is off limits and she knows it! :ernaehrung004:

I just lucked out i guess. I've got a cool old lady.

Someone save this so they can throw it in my face later.


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