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jeff1000man 06-18-2009 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2891656)
If you don't chew big red, FU(K YOU!

awesome.

wstultz 06-18-2009 04:21 PM

My name's Ricky Bobby and if you don't chew Big Red then fu(k you!:evilb:

Awesome. Are you at home poundin your pudd and watching Talladega nights?

joew. 06-18-2009 04:50 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2891672)
My name's Ricky Bobby and if you don't chew Big Red then fu(k you!:evilb:

Awesome. Are you at home poundin your pudd and watching Talladega nights?

I did get home a little while ag. So far no Ricky Bobby or Pounding pud.........yet:evilb:

Trojan-man 06-18-2009 05:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2891555)
True that, but I doubt he would take the $20K that he would be offered.

:cuqui::cuqui::cuqui:

Trojan-man 06-18-2009 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2891466)
if trojan man wants a 29, this is the one to get

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o29538-en.html

that thing is set up for bidness. By far the nicest 29 out there. It is a scarab though so you can have a turbine engine in it and it will do 63.5mph on gps.

Its worth about $25k

Trojan-man 06-18-2009 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2891573)
That's what I told your brother actually, but he thinks they are worth more than that.

you told me a 23k boat was worth 15k.....and I didn't disagree with you............re tard :lolhit:

jeff1000man 06-18-2009 05:53 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2891736)
you told me a 23k boat was worth 15k.....and I didn't disagree with you............re tard :lolhit:

re tard :bigbird:

tomtbone1993 06-18-2009 06:39 PM

I am going to change hobbies......



[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVQNt64PxfE[/YOUTUBE]

wstultz 06-18-2009 07:23 PM

Freestyle walkers...that's extreme.:rolleyes: Wait till those guys get a few years older. Their knees will be like mine. One of those jumps and they will leave their cartilage where they land. Crazy fu(kers though.

BY U BOY 06-18-2009 09:21 PM

I bet they have never been caught by the jelly's though:grinser010:

jeff1000man 06-18-2009 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2891817)
Freestyle walkers...that's extreme.:rolleyes: Wait till those guys get a few years older. Their knees will be like mine. One of those jumps and they will leave their cartilage where they land. Crazy fu(kers though.

Not if they are wearing their Dr Sholz inserts.

wstultz 06-19-2009 08:37 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2891938)
Not if they are wearing their Dr Sholz inserts.

Maybe not. None of my Wakeboards ever had those bastards in them. Maybe that's why I'm so jacked up...never had Dr. Sholz.

bigandy 06-19-2009 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2892130)
Maybe not. None of my Wakeboards ever had those bastards in them. Maybe that's why I'm so jacked up...never had Dr. Sholz.

fast forward to 9 minutes 15 seconds

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZh04sgTvJE[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 06-19-2009 01:57 PM

[QUOTE=bigandy;2892382]fast forward to 9 minutes 15 seconds

he is a funny guy....

txriverrat2001 06-19-2009 03:00 PM

Need a little feedback from you guys if you don't mind - the boss's sister and family are looking at a house on Conroe for a weekend gig - not permanent.

She is currently looking at one in the Lake View Village 01 -

Here is the listing -
http://search.har.com/engine/dispSea...Lakeview%20Vlg

Do any of you know the area? Is it a good spot? Would you recommend somewhere else??

Thanks!!

wstultz 06-19-2009 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 2892435)
Need a little feedback from you guys if you don't mind - the boss's sister and family are looking at a house on Conroe for a weekend gig - not permanent.

She is currently looking at one in the Lake View Village 01 -

Here is the listing -
http://search.har.com/engine/dispSea...Lakeview%20Vlg

Do any of you know the area? Is it a good spot? Would you recommend somewhere else??

Thanks!!

Ruth Stultz is my mother. Call her and she will tell you anything you need to know. If not her my Fiance Megan West can help you. PM me if you need numbers. That one is next door to hers and has great open water views.

jeff1000man 06-19-2009 03:22 PM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 2892435)
Need a little feedback from you guys if you don't mind - the boss's sister and family are looking at a house on Conroe for a weekend gig - not permanent.

She is currently looking at one in the Lake View Village 01 -

Here is the listing -
http://search.har.com/engine/dispSea...Lakeview%20Vlg

Do any of you know the area? Is it a good spot? Would you recommend somewhere else??

Thanks!!

The house next door to me is up for rent and would probably consider a week rental. It has been up for rent for a while so they would probably like a litle cash flow.

Call ne and I'll walk over and get you the info. 832.439.5304

Jeff

tomtbone1993 06-19-2009 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2892451)
The house next door to me is up for rent and would probably consider a week rental. It has been up for rent for a while so they would probably like a litle cash flow.

Call ne and I'll walk over and get you the info. 832.439.5304

Jeff

nice job co)k blocking a fellow Topps sponsor and our buddies mom.....

tomtbone1993 06-19-2009 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2892444)
Ruth Stultz is my mother. Call her and she will tell you anything you need to know. If not her my Fiance Megan West can help you. PM me if you need numbers. That one is next door to hers and has great open water views.

She told me last night she already had a contract on that place.

jeff1000man 06-19-2009 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2892470)
nice job co)k blocking a fellow Topps sponsor and our buddies mom.....

Shut up.

wstultz 06-19-2009 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2892471)
She told me last night she already had a contract on that place.

Yep. Just talked to her and there is a deal pending.:coolcowboy:

She was suppossed to sell that thing to me. I guess she didn't want me living that close. Would have been nice, dinner every night, partying in her pool, using her dock. Oh well.:evilb:

jeff1000man 06-19-2009 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2892486)
Yep. Just talked to her and there is a deal pending.:coolcowboy:

She was suppossed to sell that thing to me. I guess she didn't want me living that close. Would have been nice, dinner every night, partying in her pool, using her dock. Oh well.:evilb:

Just move into colters old room at his mom's house. :evilb::kiss:

Trojan-man 06-19-2009 07:07 PM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 2892435)
Need a little feedback from you guys if you don't mind - the boss's sister and family are looking at a house on Conroe for a weekend gig - not permanent.

She is currently looking at one in the Lake View Village 01 -

Here is the listing -
http://search.har.com/engine/dispSea...Lakeview%20Vlg

Do any of you know the area? Is it a good spot? Would you recommend somewhere else??

Thanks!!

That is my mother's property. It is currently under lease for 1 month and has a contract to purchase so I am guessing she won't be leasing it out anymore. I would look at the place next to jeff's house. It is somewhat protected so the water is not as rough. :drink:

jeff1000man 06-19-2009 09:19 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2892549)
That is my mother's property. It is currently under lease for 1 month and has a contract to purchase so I am guessing she won't be leasing it out anymore. I would look at the place next to jeff's house. It is somewhat protected so the water is not as rough. :drink:

Hell, for the right price, I'll rent them mine and sleep on the boat for a week.

jeff1000man 06-19-2009 09:19 PM

$50 For the Homeless

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she
grows up. She said she wanted to be president some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked
her,
"If you were president what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed.

"Wow... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait
until
you're president to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the
lawn,
pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you
over
to the grocery store where homeless guys hang out, and you can give them
the
$50, you earned, to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the
eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work,
and
you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

jeff1000man 06-19-2009 09:59 PM

Good news. I think the big blower engines from the cat are going to Australia. :coolcowboy:

This guy wants the parts for his race cars. Sounds like he has some pretty fast cars over there.

joew. 06-20-2009 08:20 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2892651)
Good news. I think the big blower engines from the cat are going to Australia. :coolcowboy:

This guy wants the parts for his race cars. Sounds like he has some pretty fast cars over there.

He did until your power gets there:lolhit:

jeff1000man 06-20-2009 09:14 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2892794)
He did until your power gets there:lolhit:

He's just buyin parts. Those engines will be a lot bigger then thay are now after they get there.

tomtbone1993 06-20-2009 01:09 PM

130K new. I would also imagine in 05 this rig brought close to sticker.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2005-...=HPm2:JustSold

Trojan-man 06-20-2009 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2892912)
130K new. I would also imagine in 05 this rig brought close to sticker.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2005-...=HPm2:JustSold

wow, that is a sweet car. Thats the car vinny and the boys pimp around in entourage. I like the coupe version also, great lookin cars. How is the maintenance on those cars though? Typical italian car maintenance, often and expensive ??

jeff1000man 06-20-2009 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2892912)
130K new. I would also imagine in 05 this rig brought close to sticker.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2005-...=HPm2:JustSold

You posted it after the auction ended? Is it coming to your car lot?

tomtbone1993 06-20-2009 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2892922)
You posted it after the auction ended? Is it coming to your car lot?

No, I just loaded 40 cars on ebay and it caught my eye.

tomtbone1993 06-20-2009 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2892919)
wow, that is a sweet car. Thats the car vinny and the boys pimp around in entourage. I like the coupe version also, great lookin cars. How is the maintenance on those cars though? Typical italian car maintenance, often and expensive ??

Ferrari engine = higher than giraffes azz....on service bills

tomtbone1993 06-20-2009 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2892919)
wow, that is a sweet car. Thats the car vinny and the boys pimp around in entourage. I like the coupe version also, great lookin cars. How is the maintenance on those cars though? Typical italian car maintenance, often and expensive ??

BTW new entourage starts July 12th....May need to have a viewing party at the crib:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-20-2009 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2892925)
No, I just loaded 40 cars on ebay and it caught my eye.

I think you need one of those.

jeff1000man 06-20-2009 02:19 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2892926)
Ferrari engine = higher than giraffes azz....on service bills

Just take it to Blackwood. He'll get it fixed.

tomtbone1993 06-20-2009 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2892932)
I think you need one of those.

I have enough problems with the State Troopers in my little BMW......:lolhit::poopoo:

boatman22 06-20-2009 05:37 PM

Another weekend lost. :bsflag:

Guess it's a good thing I didn't pre pay.

Well Jeff sorry you feel that way...after you texted me yesterday evening and said your boat was not ready...I called and they said YOU told them you were not in any hurry, and just make sure everything was done right...Now your *****ing it not done.....Tell you what come by tomorrow morning and you can get you boat NO CHARGE. and finish it your self. I am coming back from Clearlake right now so you can have your boat tomorrow...Enough is enough and I no longer want to work on your boat........ Don't even call me or text me be at the shop at 10am and get your boat.

BY U BOY 06-20-2009 09:46 PM

:bsflag::bsflag::bsflag::bsflag::party-smiley-004:

bigandy 06-20-2009 09:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2892937)
I have enough problems with the State Troopers in my little BMW......:lolhit::poopoo:


this is what you should do next time you get pulled over!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPbwJMlmfdo&feature=rec-HM-r2[/YOUTUBE]


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