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tomtbone1993 05-19-2007 09:12 AM

time to make the donuts....early gets the worm....

jeff1000man 05-19-2007 09:39 AM

Good morning gents. I need to hear about progress being made at cllub 105 last night. According to Stultz, Tom had a gasoline bath. I guess that means fuel is flowing again???

I have scary mary scheduled for an engine removal this afternoon. With luck. It will go back in friday and be ready for the Memorial Day weekend. :drink:

tomtbone1993 05-19-2007 10:16 AM

the rumor is correct fuel issue appears to be resolved:cool:

joew. 05-19-2007 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2133207)
Good morning gents. I need to hear about progress being made at cllub 105 last night. According to Stultz, Tom had a gasoline bath. I guess that means fuel is flowing again???

I have scary mary scheduled for an engine removal this afternoon. With luck. It will go back in friday and be ready for the Memorial Day weekend. :drink:

Good luck!!! I think I am going to take off that Sunday:D

tomtbone1993 05-19-2007 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2133253)
Good luck!!! I think I am going to take off that Sunday:D

when you allegley go to work are you really there?

BY U BOY 05-19-2007 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2133230)
the rumor is correct fuel issue appears to be resolved:cool:

Good to hear. Now don't you feel sick:D go put that thing in the water.

tomtbone1993 05-19-2007 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2133257)
Good to hear. Now don't you feel sick:D go put that thing in the water.

You should bring your rig up to LC tomorrow......a Lot of people going to be out:cool:

joew. 05-19-2007 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2133256)
when you allegley go to work are you really there?

I work 24/7. I am constantly dealing w/ developers other builders, realtors, and general pr with the locals:D It is tuff but it's got to be done.

tomtbone1993 05-19-2007 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2133265)
I work 24/7. I am constantly dealing w/ developers other builders, realtors, and general pr with the locals:D It is tuff but it's got to be done.

as long as your boss buys your story:evilb: :evilb:

spk1 05-19-2007 11:35 AM

Good morning gentleman

spk1 05-19-2007 11:40 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZWfD...elated&search=


I never know what you guys are doing back there. :evilb:

txlefty 05-19-2007 11:43 AM

Afternoon Ladies! !:D

tomtbone1993 05-19-2007 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2133294)
Good morning gentleman

good morning sir....

spk1 05-19-2007 11:50 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Axz...elated&search=

jeff1000man 05-19-2007 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2133230)
the rumor is correct fuel issue appears to be resolved:cool:

So in other words, you found the switch that turns on the gas tank. :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-19-2007 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2133253)
Good luck!!! I think I am going to take off that Sunday:D

I decided earlier to have a bar b que on memorial day sunday.

I will cook ribs and briskets. You guys brink beer and side dishes and chairs. You can bring your old ladies and their friends.

I will be inviting all week for other people. You guys are the first to know.

I am out of here again. i am going to wades for a little while to drop off an engine stand. Rumor has it that Future step dad:evilb: is over assembling a motor to drop into the Aristocat.

Looks like we will have to be on the look out tomorrow.

BY U BOY 05-19-2007 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2133259)
You should bring your rig up to LC tomorrow......a Lot of people going to be out:cool:

I'm thinking about it. My boss wants to run his donzi down to the ditch so i may do that i will know later this evening. If not you will see on the lake and i'' give you a call.

tomtbone1993 05-19-2007 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2133300)
Afternoon Ladies! !:D


word up b!tch

tomtbone1993 05-19-2007 12:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2133344)
So in other words, you found the switch that turns on the gas tank. :evilb:

no......their is only 4 tanks,,,,,the switch does the guages....:rolleyes:

txlefty 05-19-2007 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2133357)
word up b!tch

What UP! It looks like I'm gonna be off tomorrow, I need to call ya and discuss tomorrow. Is your boat gonna be ready tonight to put in? I need to get with George and get some tab solenoids...Is everyone gonna party at club 105?:cool:

joew. 05-19-2007 01:21 PM

Party time wwwhhhhhhoooooooooooooohhhoooo!!!!

joew. 05-19-2007 01:24 PM

joew., txlefty, Trojan-man, sarahcooper, tomtbone1993, jeff1000man, BY U BOY

Did I miss the thread about how we just read and don't post?? everyone listed above except joew. loves dudes!!!!

BY U BOY 05-19-2007 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2133382)
joew., txlefty, Trojan-man, sarahcooper, tomtbone1993, jeff1000man, BY U BOY

Did I miss the thread about how we just read and don't post?? everyone listed above except joew. loves dudes!!!!

KINDA HARD TO POST WHEN IM WORKING TRYING TO MAKE SOME MONEY.

THATS COOL I GO HOME TO SARAH COOPER EVERY NIGHT:drink:

joew. 05-19-2007 03:26 PM

http://www.boattraderonline.com/cadd...0/88299820.htm

29 scarab w/ a singe that I know a couple of you like...:D

tomtbone1993 05-19-2007 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2133437)
http://www.boattraderonline.com/cadd...0/88299820.htm

29 scarab w/ a singe that I know a couple of you like...:D

they may like it, but none of them have the nuts to step up


30K for a 502 EFI.......i may buy it just to have when Smooth isn't feeling so Smooth

tomtbone1993 05-19-2007 05:08 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2133382)
joew., txlefty, Trojan-man, sarahcooper, tomtbone1993, jeff1000man, BY U BOY

Did I miss the thread about how we just read and don't post?? everyone listed above except joew. loves dudes!!!!

this comming from a guy who is a no show for 4 days.....i do think Sara Cooper does like guys...By U Boy can confirm it....




Attention Sara Cooper please bring fresh cookies and cold Bud Light again tomorrow...Thanks, Tom

Trojan-man 05-20-2007 01:05 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2133437)
http://www.boattraderonline.com/cadd...0/88299820.htm

29 scarab w/ a singe that I know a couple of you like...:D

yeah I saw that one awhile back, it is cheap but needs some cosmetics........just like joew :eek: :D :eek:

joew. 05-20-2007 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2133710)
yeah I saw that one awhile back, it is cheap but needs some cosmetics........just like joew :eek: :D :eek:

Are you going on the lake today? Or just laying around with your life partner????

joew. 05-20-2007 02:46 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tchlink:top:us

This is a bad azz deal for someone

bigandy 05-20-2007 08:48 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2134128)

That boat is clean, would be a hell of a deal for under twnety grand. If turn the volume all the way up when you click on this link and you can hear jeff punching himself in the di(k.

bigandy 05-20-2007 09:13 PM

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55 knots.... he could be a TOPPS member and in the cruisers club!!!

bigandy 05-20-2007 09:44 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/activ...QQcmdZViewItem

fixer upper!! the name is the funniest thing!!

bigandy 05-20-2007 09:46 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-...QQcmdZViewItem

this one is a little more ready to go!!!!!

bigandy 05-20-2007 09:50 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/MUST-...QQcmdZViewItem

he has a nice little cruiser too!

bigandy 05-20-2007 09:55 PM

you think topps could put on a fundraiser to help me buy this, daddy like!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cigar...QQcmdZViewItem

tomtbone1993 05-20-2007 11:27 PM

:cool:

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2134001)
Are you going on the lake today? Or just laying around with your life partner????

my guess would be layin around with his life partner...atleast Wade is a good guy:cool: :cool:

Trojan-man 05-21-2007 02:50 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2134001)
Are you going on the lake today? Or just laying around with your life partner????

nah, sorry I missed it. I am sure it was a good lake day. I spent all weekend priming and painting a trailer. :( No more painting for me for a long while.

ooohhhh, and my life partner helped me out... (KIM) :evilb: :drink:

BY U BOY 05-21-2007 09:23 AM

Its not often i want to kill some one at the launch but yesterday was one of those days. First thing that got me was the 15 jet skis making waves. Then it was a free for all trying to get your boat in or out. Some guy told me to wait my turn after i waited for 20 freakin mins for a spot to open up and he just pulls up like he owns the phuckin place. needless to say he waited for me to pull my boat out and i made it a point to take my time.:drink:

I need to remember to bring the water ballon launcher next time. Or maybe i could just throw rocks at the azzholes that dont have enough common sense to idle thru a no wake zone where people are launching boats.:mad: :mad:

BY U BOY 05-21-2007 09:32 AM

Anyone have a good source for diamonds?

jeff1000man 05-21-2007 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2134804)
Anyone have a good source for diamonds?


I have an uncle that owns a jewelry store.


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