I saw Betty getting humped by a Chiwawa yesterday

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

FU That's my name. I came to work in a $70K BMW. You came to work in that piece of SHYT outside.

:eek:

AIRWOLF is on.

later boys...................:evilb: :evilb:


On another note for our club members that are in the realestate biz...


WASHINGTON - Sales of new homes surged in April by the biggest amount in 14 years, but the median price of a new home dropped by the largest amount on record. The mixed signals left no clear picture of whether the worst of the nation's housing slump is over.

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The Commerce Department reported that sales of new single-family homes jumped by 16.2 percent in April to a seasonally adjusted annual rate of 981,000 units. That was far better than the tiny 0.2 percent gain that economists had been expecting.

However, the median price of a new home sold last month fell to $229,100, a record 11.1 percent decline from the previous month. The big price decline indicated that builders are slashing prices in an effort to move a huge overhang of unsold homes.

The jump in sales was the biggest increase since a 16.4 percent surge in new home sales that occurred in April 1993.

However, analysts cautioned against reading too much into the big gain, especially in light of other surveys showing that builder confidence has sunk in recent months over worries that troubles in the subprime mortgage market will further crimp demand in coming months.

The strength in sales was led by a 27.8 percent surge in the South. Sales were also up in the West by 8.5 percent and in the Northeast, where they rose 3.8 percent.

Sales fell in the Midwest, dropping by 4 percent.

The drop in median prices in April compared to March was a record one-month decline. If the April sales price was compared to the sales price a year ago, the decline was 10.9 percent, the biggest year-over-year drop since 1970.

In other economic news, the Commerce Department said that orders to U.S. factories for big-ticket manufactured goods posted a moderate 0.6 percent increase in April, helped by a continued rebound in business investment.

In a third report, the Labor Department said that the number of newly laid off workers filing applications for unemployment benefits rose to 311,000 last week, an increase of 15,000. But even with the gain, claims remain at a level indicating a healthy labor market.

While the increase in orders for durable goods was less than had been expected, the government sharply revised the March performance to show a 5 percent surge, much stronger than the 3.7 percent gain previously reported.

Analysts believe that U.S. factories, which have been buffeted by the weakness in housing and slumping demand for autos, are starting to stage a moderate rebound, helped by reviving interest on the part of businesses to spend money to expand and modernize.

The overall economy slowed in the first three months of this year to an annual growth rate of just 1.3 percent, the weakest performance in four years, as a steep slump in housing continued to weigh on the economy's performance.

Analysts are hoping that spending by consumers and businesses will be able to overcome the weakness in housing and keep the country out of a recession.

The report on durable goods offered encouragement in the area of business investment. It showed that demand for capital goods excluding airplanes, considered a good proxy for business investment, rose by 1.2 percent in April following, the second solid monthly increase.

The 0.6 percent rise in total durable goods orders came even though demand for transportation products fell by 1.3 percent. This reflected a drop of 10.7 percent in demand for commercial aircraft and a 1.9 percent fall in orders for motor vehicles.

Excluding transportation, orders would have been up by 1.5 percent, the same performance as in March.

There was strength in orders for primary metals such as steel which rose by 4.3 percent and orders for electronic equipment and appliances, which rose by 3.8 percent.

But demand was weak for computers, which fell by 7.8 percent, and communications equipment, which dropped 5 percent.

My engine guy forgot the heads at work yesterday even after I reminded him three times. He promissed he would bring them today.

Does that mean that Baldwick homes will be able to afford to fix the Trojan in time for Sunday?

Hey, Do you guys hear a helicopter? Wap, wap, wap, wap, wap

may the force be with you....another Marathon?

Hopefully I get some pistons in the mail today. Cam should be here also today. :cool:

i know the guy if you want to buy it, it really does work he puts in at april plaza!!!

Go back to sleep.

Did everyone go to the lake or something?:(

Thats confidence inspiring. Hopefully he didnt forget to connect the doohicky to the jiggamabop. :eureka:

Out of curiosity what does he want for it?

i am really glad we are staying here at conroe this weekend, travis sounds like it will suck according to rcolter. vip badges to the texas bikini teams 100' houseboat, all the hot chicks that work at papas have a condo up there, carlos and charlies wet tshirt contest..... yea i am really glad i will be spending the weekend at jeff and george's "2nd annual topless co(k blocking contest" and the big pizza party at club 105

I always wanted to drive up next to a bass boat,, roll down the window, and ask if they were biting. Or better yet ask for directions, :evilb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcD0C...elated&search=


Hey Swanson!!!! It starts about 3:30 in. :evilb: :evilb:

$15k or $20k i think., they are very hard to come by, made in england and had the underwater drives dismantled before being released from military service and this one is still intact, supposed to be the only one in US still operational. weighs like 20k lbs to so i think shipping is somewhat prohibative as well.
Ask Jeff, he knows everything about everything he will be able to tell you what you need to know.....

You know more about everything there is to know about everything there is than I do.

Kind of like the pot calling the Kettle black :rolleyes:

Jeff waht cam are you talking about? whats the specs on it?

i definately know how to speakity engrish more better!!

Espeshary wren bering "Vaugley Obtuse"

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

I will send you PM.

got it and pm'ed back.

would you rike some flied lice with ur eggroll.

Well go on with your bad self. Your truck works. BBBIIIIAAATTTCCCHHHH!

I can't hang with all you rich fu ( kers. I'd get tired of all the Texas bikini girls asking if I had money.

Does this mean you won't be coming? Oh, and what hot chicks work at Papa's anymore?

eggxacery!

Dont worry, we will stay here in conroe,, and take advantage of the girls who couldnt afford to drive all the way to austin,, they dont even care if your rich,, they just want gas money or bus fare. :evilb:

We can eat and drink and wonder what the high rollers are doing?

No, it means that baldwick homes is selling the trojan. Median prices coming down, costs going up = Not a good time to be a homebuilder = work for free

:mad: :( :mad:

Nice, Real Nice Clark, Real Nice Surprise !! :drink: :drink:

But now that resales are up, the RE office should be doing well. I think I will buy the trojan back...... :chimp:

I say with all the new immigration proposals,, all you need to do is take your house plans, keep the original square footage, and ad 15-20 more rooms,, and rent to own, then you can buy a brand new trojan. :evilb: :evilb:

If I did that, then I would have to buy a new fountain :evilb: :evilb: :drink:

Texan's in HEAVEN



Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We
have some Texans up here who are causing problems. They're
swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they are
wearing T-shirts instead of their robes; there's barbecue sauce
and Picante sauce all over everything, especially their T-shirts;
their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep;
they are wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of
their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean,
and their boots are marking and scuffing up the halls of Wisdom.
There are watermelon seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all over the
place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing; and
they insist on bringing their horses with them."

The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to
call of my children. If you want to know about real problems,
call the Devil."

So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone and says,
"Hello---hold on a minute." When he returns to the phone the
Devil says, "O.K., I am back. What can I do for you? "

Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems
you're having down there with the Texans."

The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said.
"I'm back. Now what was the question?"

Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there
with the Texans?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this ... hold on." This
time the Devil was gone 15 minutes and when he returns he says,
"I am sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Texans have
put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."

lets face it.....we all know Rcolter will take sand to the beach with him.....:evilb:

:( :(

What does that mean???? :eek: :eek:

whats wrong with it?