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Trojan-man 05-23-2007 01:53 PM

I am Ron Burgandy ????

wstultz 05-23-2007 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2137938)
why don't you take your time and make sure everything is done correctly, so nothing gets blown up again ??? It seems like everyone is in such a rush to get their tubs running that they always miss some mundane detail, like a decimal point. :drink: thats my .02


Mundane detail? $323,224.73 is not a mundane detail Micheal!


Oh yah, and take your $ .02 and cram them up your crack.

tomtbone1993 05-23-2007 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2137938)
why don't you take your time and make sure everything is done correctly, so nothing gets blown up again ??? It seems like everyone is in such a rush to get their tubs running that they always miss some mundane detail, like a decimal point. Also work in a treadmill or even a stairmaster :drink: thats my .02

Is this the reason you are in no hurry to get your generator fixed? You don't want to miss something by a mundane detail?


I also added a few details myself:evilb:

spk1 05-23-2007 02:20 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDhwl...elated&search=

This looks like fun. Check out the guy on the bow. :eek:

jeff1000man 05-23-2007 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2137938)
why don't you take your time and make sure everything is done correctly, so nothing gets blown up again ??? It seems like everyone is in such a rush to get their tubs running that they always miss some mundane detail, like a decimal point. :drink: thats my .02

Extra time and money was spent last time to ensure everything was done correctly. Fact is that Big Blocks eat cam shafts. When this problem is ignored larger problems develop. So while you (Trojan-Man) wait and acomplish nothing. Those of us that actually like to run our boats, be seen in ours boats, will run our boats without generators, just to have a little fun will keep having faith in our mechanical abilities and keep trying. We keep trying just for the glory of one good day on the lake.

:cool: :chimp: :drink:

spk1 05-23-2007 02:36 PM

http://www.dansworkshop.com/Double%2...cylinder.shtml

This should help you guys in your quest. :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-23-2007 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2137992)
http://www.dansworkshop.com/Double%2...cylinder.shtml

This should help you guys in your quest. :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Way to much time on your hands. Get that deal done and get up here and put our boats together.

spk1 05-23-2007 03:00 PM

My part of the deal is done,, the GD#%$^#%$&&!! lawyers are obviously trying to nickle and dime their way to a bigger paycheck, by arguing mundane details. :mad: :mad:

jeff1000man 05-23-2007 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2138022)
My part of the deal is done,, the GD#%$^#%$&&!! lawyers are obviously trying to nickle and dime their way to a bigger paycheck, by arguing mundane details. :mad: :mad:

Just shoot them, make copies of what they wrote, and keep their paycheks

spk1 05-23-2007 03:50 PM

http://www.strategypage.com/military...522225120.aspx

Lefty should get a kick out of this. :evilb:

spk1 05-23-2007 03:57 PM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=51b_1178783718

Here's a video of Tex the first time we took her shark fishing. :cool:

spk1 05-23-2007 04:27 PM

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They have already started heading to jeffs house for the party this weekend,, better get there early. :drink:

jeff1000man 05-23-2007 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2138132)
They have already started heading to jeffs house for the party this weekend,, better get there early. :drink:

No Clark, don't go getting to attached to it. This thing is going home with me.

spk1 05-23-2007 04:41 PM

Did you guys ever see that amphibious truck that was at that classic car auction place on I-45 across from outback? That pic reminds me of that.

jeff1000man 05-23-2007 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2138163)
Did you guys ever see that amphibious truck that was at that classic car auction place on I-45 across from outback? That pic reminds me of that.

I want that thing to go to the bars. If the cops start chasing, I could dive into the water with it.

tomtbone1993 05-23-2007 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2138078)
http://www.strategypage.com/military...522225120.aspx

Lefty should get a kick out of this. :evilb:

that is some funnt chit:evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-23-2007 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2138132)
They have already started heading to jeffs house for the party this weekend,, better get there early. :drink:

bigandy ownes one of those:cool:

tomtbone1993 05-23-2007 10:22 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2137971)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDhwl...elated&search=

This looks like fun. Check out the guy on the bow. :eek:

That video was of Joe, in his HydroSport:cool: :cool:

jeff1000man 05-23-2007 10:25 PM

IDIOT SIGHTING:
When I arrived at a range rover dealership to pick up my car, I was told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found Tomtbone working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the salesman, "its open!

His reply, "I know - I already got that side."

This was at the range rover dealership in Houston, TX !


:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-23-2007 10:29 PM

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I had to have the garage door repaired. The builder's repairman told me that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, called the owner of the company and said that I had the largest one Sears made at that time a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Sir, you need a 1/4 horsepower."

I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Chadwick homes repair since.

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-23-2007 10:30 PM

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. I recently had a new neighbor (who built a half barn/house on Bowells road) call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
>From Montgomery, TX

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-23-2007 10:32 PM

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I know an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and couldn't understand why his system would not turn on.
A guy with a boat named the "Crap Shoot".

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-23-2007 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2138604)
IDIOT SIGHTING:
When I arrived at a range rover dealership to pick up my car, I was told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found Tomtbone working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the salesman, "its open!

His reply, "I know - I already got that side."

This was at the range rover dealership in Houston, TX !


:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

stick to false insurance claims








On another note, I will post a link. I see no reason for the peanut gallery to chime in.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=159065

tomtbone1993 05-23-2007 10:41 PM

IDIOT SIGHTING:
Fat and Bald guy. Drinks way to much and pisses off every female that will listen to him. He lives in Diamondhead


:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-23-2007 10:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2138624)
On another note, I will post a link. I see no reason for the peanut gallery to chime in.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=159065


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2138636)
I know someone who might take it for the payoff. Keep your head up Louie. At least you are getting a little warranty action.

I guess no need for the peanut gallery to chime in does not apply to you........:rolleyes:

jeff1000man 05-23-2007 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2138637)
I didn't "hear chit" I called Fountain with my fuel problem and got a call back with thin 15 minutes. I also got a follow up call 2 days later. I suppose they could care less my boat is only 15 years old.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: But as always thanks for comming to the jump on Fountain band wagon.


As far as Louie's concerns, I have an idea but will let him explain.


You either I see :mad:

BY U BOY 05-23-2007 10:57 PM

this must be the duck thats pissed at tom.

you really should call the next day:drink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6l9XlyrnEs

BY U BOY 05-23-2007 11:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2138639)
I guess no need for the peanut gallery to chime in does not apply to you........:rolleyes:

"If you drop a pebble in a pond it makes ripples and soon they cover the whole pond." Bruce Lee

wstultz 05-23-2007 11:06 PM

Poor Louie. I think we all feel his pain....Just not in as grand of a scale.

BY U BOY 05-23-2007 11:10 PM

whats wrong with louies boat?

wstultz 05-23-2007 11:14 PM

Well, first of all it says Fountain on the side.....:evilb:

Seriously, it's an awesome boat.

and to answer your question....I don't know.

Trojan-man 05-24-2007 12:17 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2137976)
Extra time and money was spent last time to ensure everything was done correctly. Fact is that Big Blocks eat cam shafts. When this problem is ignored larger problems develop. So while you (Trojan-Man) wait and acomplish nothing. Those of us that actually like to run our boats, be seen in ours boats, will run our boats without generators, just to have a little fun will keep having faith in our mechanical abilities and keep trying. We keep trying just for the glory of one good day on the lake.

bish please, I probably put 100 hours on my boat last summer and this year. Your boat wouldn't see 100 more hours until flash gordon :et: lands his space ship in lake conroe in the year 2018. What is all this run boats and be seen business? I have seen you in your boat once in over a year and that was only for 5 minutes. You betta recognize who yo daddy fo you come up in here wid dat mess....

why have one good day on the lake when you can have every good weekend on the lake? :eek: :evilb: :drink:

CRUISERS RULE......

Trojan-man 05-24-2007 12:19 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2138649)
whats wrong with louies boat?

He needs to name that boat "Lucky Louie" from that funny a$$ show that used to be on HBO

Trojan-man 05-24-2007 12:20 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2138629)
IDIOT SIGHTING:
Fat and Bald guy. Drinks way to much and pisses off every female that will listen to him. He lives in Diamondhead


:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Damn, I thought that was gonna be me until the last part :crazy:

tomtbone1993 05-24-2007 09:28 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2138642)
You either I see :mad:

that is between me and that guy not Louie. that kid is 17. and always runs his mouth

jeff1000man 05-24-2007 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2139009)
that is between me and that guy not Louie. that kid is 17. and always runs his mouth


OK Tony :rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 05-24-2007 09:35 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2139010)
OK Tony :rolleyes:

no problem CoCo:evilb:

wstultz 05-24-2007 10:21 AM

Hey biatches! This isn't entertainment tonight. I want to hear $hit talking only.

tomtbone1993 05-24-2007 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2139010)
OK Tony :rolleyes:

RIP Chris:( :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-24-2007 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2139076)
Hey biatches! This isn't entertainment tonight. I want to hear $hit talking only.

FU.....how is that???? How is your rig comming?:cool:


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