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tomtbone1993 08-25-2007 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2247495)
No she doesn't and since the dog chewed the power cord to the modem we have to wait for a new one before we can get back online at home.

now u know why the pup can't stay at my crib:cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 08-25-2007 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2247500)
now u know why the pup can't stay at my crib:cool-smiley-011:

yea i just don't know what we can do with her. I really don't want to bring her with us if we raft up. I don't want her trying to get onto other peeps boats. with alot of people around she will want to say hi to everyone.

tomtbone1993 08-25-2007 01:47 PM

when will you know what you are going to do??

BY U BOY 08-25-2007 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2247545)
when will you know what you are going to do??

Im pretty sure we are going to come but we won't stay the night. Probly leave after the concert or soon after depending on time.

I m getting the boat ready now.

tomtbone1993 08-25-2007 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2247552)
Im pretty sure we are going to come but we won't stay the night. Probly leave after the concert or soon after depending on time.

I m getting the boat ready now.

cool......:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:I am meeting Wstultz at club 105 after work...around 7:00PM

BY U BOY 08-25-2007 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2247553)
cool......:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:I am meeting Wstultz at club 105 after work...around 7:00PM

we will try to put in around 5 or 530 and go to the beach for a while or just putt around.

Hows the weather up that way.

tomtbone1993 08-25-2007 04:14 PM

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tomtbone1993 08-25-2007 04:17 PM

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wstultz 08-25-2007 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2247508)
yea i just don't know what we can do with her. I really don't want to bring her with us if we raft up. I don't want her trying to get onto other peeps boats. with alot of people around she will want to say hi to everyone.

Bring her over and we'll put her in the barn with Betty. It's air conditioned and there is plenty of $hit to chew. I'm sure Betty would enjoy the company.

tomtbone1993 08-25-2007 05:07 PM

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joew. 08-26-2007 02:29 PM

local 29 beak for someone....
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jeff1000man 08-27-2007 08:16 AM

Lefty starter kit

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18336-en.html

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tomtbone1993 08-27-2007 10:31 AM

everything that has happened in the last 2 days and this is it???

txlefty 08-27-2007 10:36 AM

Gotta love it when someone tries to break into your office and breaks a $hit load of glass !!!!! Damn CRACK HEADS !!! Thank GOD for ADT... :angry-smiley-055:


Jeff I like those blowers.....could I use those on my rig???

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2248983)
everything that has happened in the last 2 days and this is it???

What happened?

Chad is a puzzy and was scared to be here this wekend.

Andy sold us out and parked the houthboat in the way to block our view.

Joew was reliable as usuall and brought the Islander stocked with appropriate provisions.

Smooth Operator was in full force.

Wstultz has now taken over for the williams brothers for falling in the lake and ruining a cell phone.

Commited ran out of gas while trying to catch Scary Mary.

Lefty has becomed the cursed one after plaguing 2 boats yesterday.

Scary Mary is now 5 for 5 on bringing the azz to the party. :party-smiley-020: She can now retire for the rest of the year.

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2248986)
Gotta love it when someone tries to break into your office and breaks a $hit load of glass !!!!! Damn CRACK HEADS !!! Thank GOD for ADT... :angry-smiley-055:


Jeff I like those blowers.....could I use those on my rig???

Yes, but at the rate you are going, they will be just as decorative as the scoops since noo one is smart enough to send the drive to a competent mechanic.
:evilb:

:angry-smiley-044:

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 10:58 AM

JEFF, GOTTA GIVE YA PROPS ON THE CUTIE YOU HAD WITH YOU. GOOD THING TROJAN WAS NOT THERE TO COCK BLOCK YOU:D WADE FALLING IN THE WATER WAS PRETTY FUNNY:party-smiley-048: DEAD BATTERIES SUCK,GLAD IT WAS NOT ME THIS TIME.


SARAH,REESE AND I HAD A GOOD TIME AND JOE DID NOT HAVE TO TOW MY BOAT IN FOR ME.MAYBE NEXT TIME I WONT HAVE TO BE THE WATER TAXI:D

wstultz 08-27-2007 10:59 AM

I wouldn't say I've completely taken over for the Williams bros. Although I did cover them for Saturday night...thanks for waxing the swim platform T-bone. Damn, when are they going to make waterproof cell phones! Congrats to JEFFWoman for coaxing the hot new neighbor on the boat, to bad Andy has already scared her.

Good times were had by all, even if I did get wet earlier than planned.:party-smiley-020:

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 11:02 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2249018)
JEFF, GOTTA GIVE YA PROPS ON THE CUTIE YOU HAD WITH YOU. GOOD THING TROJAN WAS NOT THERE TO COCK BLOCK YOU:D WADE FALLING IN THE WATER WAS PRETTY FUNNY DEAD BATTERIES SUCK,GLAD IT WAS NOT ME THIS TIME.


SARAH,REESE AND I HAD A GOOD TIME AND JOE DID NOT HAVE TO TOW MY BOAT IN FOR ME.MAYBE NEXT TIME I WONT HAVE TO BE THE WATER TAXI:D

Thanks for being the water taxi. Tough job, but someone has to do it.

Batteries appear to be charged now. Think the Lefty curse showed up on the way home from eldorados. Probably spun a hub in the prop. If not I have a tranny going out. Probably from catching a rope in the prop. Friggin boats.

I did have 5 women and only 2 guys in my boat yesterday. My ratio was second only to the ski boat I think.

Gregory bros - 2
williams bros - 0
Stultz bros - no show
Colter - 0
Lefty - 1/2

:party-smiley-048: :circle: :party-smiley-020:

wstultz 08-27-2007 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249027)
Thanks for being the water taxi. Tough job, but someone has to do it.

Batteries appear to be charged now. Think the Lefty curse showed up on the way home from eldorados. Probably spun a hub in the prop. If not I have a tranny going out. Probably from catching a rope in the prop. Friggin boats.

I did have 5 women and only 2 guys in my boat yesterday. My ratio was second only to the ski boat I think.

Gregory bros - 2
williams bros - 0
Stultz bros - no show
Colter - 0
Lefty - 1/2

:party-smiley-048: :circle: :party-smiley-020:


The Stultz boy that did show brought two women...even though they only stayed on the boats for about 1 hour. Yes, one of them was my ball and chain but the other was open game, but a little snobby.

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 11:07 AM

DON'T FORGET ABOUT STRESS RELIEF RAMMING THE DOCK SEVERAL TIMES:circle: :circle: ILL LEAVE IT AT THAT:D

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2249035)
The Stultz boy that did show brought two women...even though they only stayed on the boats for about 1 hour. Yes, one of them was my ball and chain but the other was open game, but a little snobby.

I meant yesterday, but we will give you credit for saturday night.

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 11:54 AM

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jeff1000man 08-27-2007 11:56 AM

Estimated annuitized jackpot for tuesday night.

















































250 million :party-smiley-048: :circle: :party-smiley-020:

wstultz 08-27-2007 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249062)
I meant yesterday, but we will give you credit for saturday night.


You bastards went out yesterday and didn't call.........oh wait, nevermind.:D

TopSpin80 08-27-2007 12:03 PM

beautiful Houston weather agin today

Ernie

wstultz 08-27-2007 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2249038)
DON'T FORGET ABOUT STRESS RELIEF RAMMING THE DOCK SEVERAL TIMES ILL LEAVE IT AT THAT:D


:D :evilb: :D

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249121)
Estimated annuitized jackpot for tuesday night.

















































250 million :party-smiley-048: :circle: :party-smiley-020:

You going to be around wed? I may be able to come up and take a look at the house then we can go run my boat. I also may need to leave it on your sling. Trailer needs repairs asap.

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 12:07 PM

Oh yeah the inland marine launch sucks donkey azz. Everytime i use that ramp my chit comes out of the water all cock-eyed and this time somehow one of my bunks got ripped off:angry-smiley-055:

txlefty 08-27-2007 12:15 PM

Gotta give Jeff props for having some azz on his boat.....Too bad he had 5 chances to close the deal. Just like the soup Nazi, NO AZZ FOR YOU! :party-smiley-004: Remember...coffee is for closers, so no coffee for you! Thanks for getting my girlfriend drunk yesterday, didn't cost me a dime and the sex was GREAT! So Thanks again! :ernaehrung004: :cheer: Back flips at the house!

txlefty 08-27-2007 12:26 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2249122)
You bastards went out yesterday and didn't call.........oh wait, nevermind.:D

Someone did call for you yesterday.....Roger Creager called and said thanks for letting Megan hang out on the tour bus after the concert for a few hours.:party-smiley-048:

Something about her being his biggest fan??? Don't know exactly what he meant....:party-smiley-020: :evilb:

Rcolter 08-27-2007 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2249176)
Someone did call for you yesterday.....Roger Creager called and said thanks for letting Megan hang out on the tour bus after the concert for a few hours.:party-smiley-048:

Something about her being his biggest fan??? Don't know exactly what he meant....:party-smiley-020: :evilb:

HOLY CHIT!!!!

Wade sell the barn and buy a bus and a guitar! She will come runnig back!:party-smiley-048:

Rcolter 08-27-2007 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249027)
Thanks for being the water taxi. Tough job, but someone has to do it.

Batteries appear to be charged now. Think the Lefty curse showed up on the way home from eldorados. Probably spun a hub in the prop. If not I have a tranny going out. Probably from catching a rope in the prop. Friggin boats.

I did have 5 women and only 2 guys in my boat yesterday. My ratio was second only to the ski boat I think.

Gregory bros - 2
williams bros - 0
Stultz bros - no show
Colter - 0
Lefty - 1/2

:party-smiley-048: :circle: :party-smiley-020:

Yes Jeff you did finally have a girl on your boat that you might have had a chance with. If you were black! I do not think that bringing other peoples girls really counts for much, but we will let you think that you have some sort of game. Good luck in your journeys.

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2249189)
Yes Jeff you did finally have a girl on your boat that you might have had a chance with. If you were black! I do not think that bringing other peoples girls really counts for much, but we will let you think that you have some sort of game. Good luck in your journeys.

If I pull down my shorts you will think I am BLACK. Big enough to get the job done. :party-smiley-048:

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2249143)
You going to be around wed? I may be able to come up and take a look at the house then we can go run my boat. I also may need to leave it on your sling. Trailer needs repairs asap.

My slings are not hooked up right now, but we might be able to get something figured out.

Wednessday sounds good to me.

Trojan-man 08-27-2007 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249227)
If I pull down my shorts you will think I am BLACK. Big enough to get the job done. :party-smiley-048:

jigga what??

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249230)
My slings are not hooked up right now, but we might be able to get something figured out.

Wednessday sounds good to me.


OK cool ill let you know tomorrow if i can make it up on wed. As long as i can keep the boat out of the water i will be fine. I have a small leak i can't get to with out pulling the engine(winter project)I really would like to block it up in the warehouse but have no way to lift it off the trailer.

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 01:20 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2249247)
OK cool ill let you know tomorrow if i can make it up on wed. As long as i can keep the boat out of the water i will be fine. I have a small leak i can't get to with out pulling the engine(winter project)I really would like to block it up in the warehouse but have no way to lift it off the trailer.

Call inland and ask how much to keep it in the rack for 2 weeks. It would be high and dry. Just an idea.

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249227)
If I pull down my shorts you will think I am BLACK. Big enough to get the job done. :party-smiley-048:

You couldn't knock the bottom out of a tuna can:party-smiley-004: :party-smiley-048:

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2249160)
:cheer: Back flips at the house!

Should hav gotten the camera out for that one. Those were classic. You need to hang a trapeez from your ceiling with a girl that can do that. :signs069:


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