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jeff1000man 08-27-2007 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2249252)
You couldn't knock the bottom out of a tuna can:party-smiley-004: :party-smiley-048:

Damn.

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249251)
Call inland and ask how much to keep it in the rack for 2 weeks. It would be high and dry. Just an idea.

ok will do. I may try endevor also. Thanks i did not think about that.

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 01:30 PM

no answer at inland. must be nice to have mondays off.

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 01:34 PM

Mark the calenders. Bar - b - Que on this sunday at my house.

txlefty 08-27-2007 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2249252)
You couldn't knock the bottom out of a tuna can:party-smiley-004: :party-smiley-048:

Now that's funny $hit!:Score-101010:



Here you go Jeff, prove'm wrong!

txlefty 08-27-2007 01:54 PM

Quote of the day...

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf. :musik010: :rolleyes: :drool:
...

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249270)
Mark the calenders. Bar - b - Que on this sunday at my house.

sweet we will be there.:D

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 02:21 PM

Holy crap i just had to call a customer in mexico and push one for Engrish:D

tomtbone1993 08-27-2007 02:22 PM

So you are going to leave your boat in Clear Lake over Labor Day weekend? I would have JoeW. contact inland for you.....


BTW JoeW. had the best menu on the Islander

Fresh BBQ chickin sandwiches with chips and dip. followed by soft patch cookies. SPK would have been in heaven, not to forget JoeW. brought a throw down girl for him.......

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2249341)
So you are going to leave your boat in Clear Lake over Labor Day weekend? I would have JoeW. contact inland for you.....


BTW JoeW. had the best menu on the Islander

Fresh BBQ chickin sandwiches with chips and dip. followed by soft patch cookies. SPK would have been in heaven, not to forget JoeW. brought a throw down girl for him.......

Yeah, who was that throw down girl? She was pretty cute. I will change the score to

Islander - 1

I thought John was gonna close that deal down for a little side action.

tomtbone1993 08-27-2007 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249358)
Yeah, who was that throw down girl? She was pretty cute. I will change the score to

Islander - 1

I thought John was gonna close that deal down for a little side action.



Thanks again for the advice on how to remove the Lake Conroe scum line yesterday. I never would have figured that out on my own......:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2249341)
So you are going to leave your boat in Clear Lake over Labor Day weekend? I would have JoeW. contact inland for you.....

Not sure i need to call mc clain and see what there schedule is like and when they can get me in. Don't worry i will not be boatless for labor day.:D :D knock on wood:angry-smiley-044:

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2249398)
Thanks again for the advice on how to remove the Lake Conroe scum line yesterday. I never would have figured that out on my own......:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Now you are just being a smart ass

tomtbone1993 08-27-2007 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249407)
Now you are just being a smart ass

nnnnaaaaaa ........you think???? :cool-smiley-011:

Rcolter 08-27-2007 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249227)
If I pull down my shorts you will think I am BLACK. Big enough to get the job done. :party-smiley-048:

Yes Jeff your "Big status" is very well know around town since so many of your ladies? have been pleasured by the "Tuna Killer" So what is your secret? You must tell.:readinghelp:

txlefty 08-27-2007 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2249447)
Yes Jeff your "Big status" is very well know around town since so many of your ladies? have been pleasured by the "Tuna Killer" So what is your secret? You must tell.:readinghelp:

I'd watch out if I were you.....There ain't gonna be no BBQ at Jeff's party!!!! Just a $hit load of Jeff's Special Homemade Tuna Salad sandwiches! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:






What the hell did he do to the celery ??????

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2249460)
I'd watch out if I were you.....There ain't gonna be no BBQ at Jeff's party!!!! Just a $hit load of Jeff's Special Homemade Tuna Salad sandwiches! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:






What the hell did he do to the celery ??????

Special "man"aise in the tuna salad.:angry-smiley-044:

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2249447)
Yes Jeff your "Big status" is very well know around town since so many of your ladies? have been pleasured by the "Tuna Killer" So what is your secret? You must tell.:readinghelp:

Instead of little boy T-shirts to make my arms look bigger, I use smaller condums. It has the same effect.

You must have been doing a good job with Kimber, since she had to go find a bigger man

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 03:52 PM

Good reason for puchasing extra liabilty coverage.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/article/8695

txlefty 08-27-2007 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249476)
Instead of little boy T-shirts to make my arms look bigger, I use smaller condums. It has the same effect.

You must have been doing a good job with Kimber, since she had to go find a bigger man



Condoms???? Are you talking these????
These will help you look bigger and give you some protection too. Just hope you can unroll it all! :party-smiley-048:

tomtbone1993 08-27-2007 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249491)
Good reason for puchasing extra liabilty coverage.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/article/8695

They have it on film......he was getting helicopter wave jumping shots:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2249513)
They have it on film......he was getting helicopter wave jumping shots:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

That was a rough landing. Don't have to worry about that in Scary Mary. She is to heavy.

It would be bad if it did though because Commited would be behind me and I might get run over. :angry-smiley-055:

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2249509)
Condoms???? Are you talking these????
These will help you look bigger and give you some protection too. Just hope you can unroll it all! :party-smiley-048:

That is about the right size.

Wednessday said she was still in bed and not feeling well. Is there a little Lefty on the way? :party-smiley-020:

txlefty 08-27-2007 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249548)
That is about the right size.

Wednessday said she was still in bed and not feeling well. Is there a little Lefty on the way? :party-smiley-020:

Naw.... Just wore that azz out, hard to go up and down stairs when you're walkin bow-legged! :eek: :Score-101010:

wstultz 08-27-2007 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2249513)
They have it on film......he was getting helicopter wave jumping shots:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Looks like they needed some more tabs to make her fly level. That sucks, especially whoever got jacked by that piece of windsheild that flew off.:eek:

I can't believe they gave them a ticket for reckless speed.

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 05:09 PM

"Fiegel, of Niceville, was cited for violating a navigational rule: operating at an unsafe speed. But he said he would fight the charge because he was participating in an organized event, not boating recklessly on his own."

I really hope someone talks him out of fighting this ticket. All he is going to do is bring unwanted attention to Poker runs which could possibly cause the banning of organized events like they did the one for make a wish foundation.

He needs to take full responsibility for his actions and thank god that him and his passengers were not killed.We all know the risks of this sport and still choose to do it.

tomtbone1993 08-27-2007 05:17 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2249618)
"Fiegel, of Niceville, was cited for violating a navigational rule: operating at an unsafe speed. But he said he would fight the charge because he was participating in an organized event, not boating recklessly on his own."

I really hope someone talks him out of fighting this ticket. All he is going to do is bring unwanted attention to Poker runs which could possibly cause the banning of organized events like they did the one for make a wish foundation.

He needs to take full responsibility for his actions and thank god that him and his passengers were not killed.We all know the risks of this sport and still choose to do it.

1) it happened the day before the event....

2) That run brings in over half a million plus in charity money to the Emrald Coast area, Not counting the other revenue to the area. "And they know it"

3) It was a one boat incident, he can only blame himself

4) Our driver's meeting was 20 minutes late because of this guy. It was put on by the head marine cop

5) What he should of got a ticket for was taking a Sunsation off shore.....:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2249630)
1)

5) What he should of got a ticket for was taking a Sunsation off shore.....:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

:D :D :D

txlefty 08-27-2007 05:40 PM

True That T-bone.....Shoulda been in a Fountain! :evilb:

tomtbone1993 08-27-2007 05:56 PM

we need to break 10K post by the end of the week......:cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 05:59 PM

That is also one reason i don't want a boat with a windshield.

Rcolter 08-27-2007 06:12 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249476)
Instead of little boy T-shirts to make my arms look bigger, I use smaller condums. It has the same effect.

You must have been doing a good job with Kimber, since she had to go find a bigger man

No little boy shirts needed here. And didn't your dad tell you that you do not need condoms to jack off. That would be the only reason you even had them. Because we all know that you are not, and have not gotten any in god knows how long.



Everyone I would like to introduce to the only real living 40 year old virgin:

:party-smiley-020: Jeffman take a bow:party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020:

Rcolter 08-27-2007 06:14 PM

Oh and Jeff when you can get a girl that is half a good looking as Kimber, let me know. I and alot of others would love to see it.

joew. 08-27-2007 06:21 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/GARMI...QQcmdZViewItem

This is cheap who needs a gps???

tomtbone1993 08-27-2007 06:41 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2249724)

That reminds me.....I loaned my hand held GPS to TxLefty before Ticfaw.....I think its time to give it back. Its not like it is doing any good sitting in storage....:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

wstultz 08-27-2007 07:52 PM

By u Boy....here's another one to put on the want list.http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o17928-en.html

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 09:19 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2249717)
Oh and Jeff when you can get a girl that is half a good looking as Kimber, let me know. I and alot of others would love to see it.

Somebody has gotten their nuts in a twist today. Poor guy where his feelings on his sleeve.

I forgive you.

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2249863)
By u Boy....here's another one to put on the want list.http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o17928-en.html

I don't know much about hustler. Looks like its low profile.

Trojan-man 08-27-2007 10:14 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2250117)
I don't know much about hustler. Looks like its low profile.

hustler is the chit....they are very light, not very low profile, it is probably lower profile than a sonic 26 but more than a thunder 25. I think most if not all are made of kevlar...check my facts, I might be wrong on that.

there is one thing that a hustler says............GET SOME !!

Rcolter 08-27-2007 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2250076)
Somebody has gotten their nuts in a twist today. Poor guy where his feelings on his sleeve.

I forgive you.

No forgiveness needed. Sleeves to tight to put anything on/in remember.

Just looking for the real playa Jeffmann to step up with these so called women of yours.


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