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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
(Post 2249252)
You couldn't knock the bottom out of a tuna can:party-smiley-004: :party-smiley-048:
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2249251)
Call inland and ask how much to keep it in the rack for 2 weeks. It would be high and dry. Just an idea.
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no answer at inland. must be nice to have mondays off.
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Mark the calenders. Bar - b - Que on this sunday at my house.
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
(Post 2249252)
You couldn't knock the bottom out of a tuna can:party-smiley-004: :party-smiley-048:
Here you go Jeff, prove'm wrong! |
Quote of the day...
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf. :musik010: :rolleyes: :drool: ... |
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2249270)
Mark the calenders. Bar - b - Que on this sunday at my house.
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Holy crap i just had to call a customer in mexico and push one for Engrish:D
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So you are going to leave your boat in Clear Lake over Labor Day weekend? I would have JoeW. contact inland for you.....
BTW JoeW. had the best menu on the Islander Fresh BBQ chickin sandwiches with chips and dip. followed by soft patch cookies. SPK would have been in heaven, not to forget JoeW. brought a throw down girl for him....... |
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2249341)
So you are going to leave your boat in Clear Lake over Labor Day weekend? I would have JoeW. contact inland for you.....
BTW JoeW. had the best menu on the Islander Fresh BBQ chickin sandwiches with chips and dip. followed by soft patch cookies. SPK would have been in heaven, not to forget JoeW. brought a throw down girl for him....... Islander - 1 I thought John was gonna close that deal down for a little side action. |
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2249358)
Yeah, who was that throw down girl? She was pretty cute. I will change the score to
Islander - 1 I thought John was gonna close that deal down for a little side action. Thanks again for the advice on how to remove the Lake Conroe scum line yesterday. I never would have figured that out on my own......:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011: |
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2249341)
So you are going to leave your boat in Clear Lake over Labor Day weekend? I would have JoeW. contact inland for you.....
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2249398)
Thanks again for the advice on how to remove the Lake Conroe scum line yesterday. I never would have figured that out on my own......:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2249407)
Now you are just being a smart ass
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2249227)
If I pull down my shorts you will think I am BLACK. Big enough to get the job done. :party-smiley-048:
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Originally Posted by Rcolter
(Post 2249447)
Yes Jeff your "Big status" is very well know around town since so many of your ladies? have been pleasured by the "Tuna Killer" So what is your secret? You must tell.:readinghelp:
What the hell did he do to the celery ?????? |
Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2249460)
I'd watch out if I were you.....There ain't gonna be no BBQ at Jeff's party!!!! Just a $hit load of Jeff's Special Homemade Tuna Salad sandwiches! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:
What the hell did he do to the celery ?????? |
Originally Posted by Rcolter
(Post 2249447)
Yes Jeff your "Big status" is very well know around town since so many of your ladies? have been pleasured by the "Tuna Killer" So what is your secret? You must tell.:readinghelp:
You must have been doing a good job with Kimber, since she had to go find a bigger man |
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2249476)
Instead of little boy T-shirts to make my arms look bigger, I use smaller condums. It has the same effect.
You must have been doing a good job with Kimber, since she had to go find a bigger man Condoms???? Are you talking these???? These will help you look bigger and give you some protection too. Just hope you can unroll it all! :party-smiley-048: |
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2249491)
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2249513)
They have it on film......he was getting helicopter wave jumping shots:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:
It would be bad if it did though because Commited would be behind me and I might get run over. :angry-smiley-055: |
Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2249509)
Condoms???? Are you talking these????
These will help you look bigger and give you some protection too. Just hope you can unroll it all! :party-smiley-048: Wednessday said she was still in bed and not feeling well. Is there a little Lefty on the way? :party-smiley-020: |
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2249548)
That is about the right size.
Wednessday said she was still in bed and not feeling well. Is there a little Lefty on the way? :party-smiley-020: |
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2249513)
They have it on film......he was getting helicopter wave jumping shots:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:
I can't believe they gave them a ticket for reckless speed. |
"Fiegel, of Niceville, was cited for violating a navigational rule: operating at an unsafe speed. But he said he would fight the charge because he was participating in an organized event, not boating recklessly on his own."
I really hope someone talks him out of fighting this ticket. All he is going to do is bring unwanted attention to Poker runs which could possibly cause the banning of organized events like they did the one for make a wish foundation. He needs to take full responsibility for his actions and thank god that him and his passengers were not killed.We all know the risks of this sport and still choose to do it. |
Originally Posted by BY U BOY
(Post 2249618)
"Fiegel, of Niceville, was cited for violating a navigational rule: operating at an unsafe speed. But he said he would fight the charge because he was participating in an organized event, not boating recklessly on his own."
I really hope someone talks him out of fighting this ticket. All he is going to do is bring unwanted attention to Poker runs which could possibly cause the banning of organized events like they did the one for make a wish foundation. He needs to take full responsibility for his actions and thank god that him and his passengers were not killed.We all know the risks of this sport and still choose to do it. 2) That run brings in over half a million plus in charity money to the Emrald Coast area, Not counting the other revenue to the area. "And they know it" 3) It was a one boat incident, he can only blame himself 4) Our driver's meeting was 20 minutes late because of this guy. It was put on by the head marine cop 5) What he should of got a ticket for was taking a Sunsation off shore.....:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011: |
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2249630)
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5) What he should of got a ticket for was taking a Sunsation off shore.....:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011: |
True That T-bone.....Shoulda been in a Fountain! :evilb:
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we need to break 10K post by the end of the week......:cool-smiley-011:
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That is also one reason i don't want a boat with a windshield.
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2249476)
Instead of little boy T-shirts to make my arms look bigger, I use smaller condums. It has the same effect.
You must have been doing a good job with Kimber, since she had to go find a bigger man Everyone I would like to introduce to the only real living 40 year old virgin: :party-smiley-020: Jeffman take a bow:party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020: |
Oh and Jeff when you can get a girl that is half a good looking as Kimber, let me know. I and alot of others would love to see it.
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Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2249724)
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By u Boy....here's another one to put on the want list.http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o17928-en.html
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Originally Posted by Rcolter
(Post 2249717)
Oh and Jeff when you can get a girl that is half a good looking as Kimber, let me know. I and alot of others would love to see it.
I forgive you. |
Originally Posted by wstultz
(Post 2249863)
By u Boy....here's another one to put on the want list.http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o17928-en.html
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
(Post 2250117)
I don't know much about hustler. Looks like its low profile.
there is one thing that a hustler says............GET SOME !! |
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2250076)
Somebody has gotten their nuts in a twist today. Poor guy where his feelings on his sleeve.
I forgive you. Just looking for the real playa Jeffmann to step up with these so called women of yours. |
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