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tomtbone1993 05-29-2007 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2143404)
I think she just told you she had a boyfriend, she told my old lady she just broke up with her boyfriend... :evilb: :eek:

You would be correct, She is my "Kelly sitter" she keeps my girl busy when I want to play:cool: :cool:

tomtbone1993 05-29-2007 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143414)
I am so done with this apartment living crap.The fu(ing fire alarm went off at 5am and in my sleepy haze i thought it was my alarm clock and ripped it out the wall,thats when i found out i should get dressed and go outside with the rest of the complex. 3 fire trucks and a bunch of fire men that did not find chit. I was unable to get back to sleep, not a good way to start the week.:mad:

I set it off......:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2143471)
Nice boat but I'm not a big fan of the raised deck Sutphens.

HHMmmmmmm, wade not a fan of any sutphen, not a true sutphen fan..... ??? ... ??? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 11:20 AM

so much for no more cheap boats, and old boats......jeffman is going to be pissed with all these posts :D

tomtbone1993 05-29-2007 11:26 AM

I did not realize I broke this weekend:evilb: :evilb: By U Boy did we not run fine:drink: :drink:

joew. 05-29-2007 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2143514)
so much for no more cheap boats, and old boats......jeffman is going to be pissed with all these posts :D

I like that scarab. Does anyone's dad want to buy it for me.:eek: I called him and left a message I wonder how motivated he is?

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2143502)
You would be correct, She is my "Kelly sitter" she keeps my girl busy when I want to play:cool: :cool:

yeah but she did not keep anyone else busy:rolleyes: Chad and I got an ear full for being gone for like 3 hours. :rolleyes:
conversation went like this

Jenni: why were you gone so long?
me: i was not driving
Jenni: where were you?
me: driving around, didn't you see us.
Jenni:Chad said yall went to another party.
me: i would not call that a party.
Jenni: why did you leave your phone here you never go anywhere without your phone.
me: i left it with you incase the realtor called
Jenni: sure.
Chad: i was just along for the ride
tom: we were only there long enough to use the bathroom.
chad: all we did was practice tieing up the boat.
Jenni: im tired
me: ok do you want to go
Jenni: yes get the chairs and im driving.
me: half way home, stop at taco bell im hungry.:D

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2143525)
I did not realize I broke this weekend:evilb: :evilb: By U Boy did we not run fine:drink: :drink:

Yes she did. just ask the wild life & fishery guys:drink: and loose screws

tomtbone1993 05-29-2007 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143538)
yeah but she did not keep anyone else busy:rolleyes: Chad and I got an ear full for being gone for like 3 hours. :rolleyes:
conversation went like this

Jenni: why were you gone so long?
me: i was not driving
Jenni: where were you?
me: driving around, didn't you see us.
Jenni:Chad said yall went to another party.
me: i would not call that a party.
Jenni: why did you leave your phone here you never go anywhere without your phone.
me: i left it with you incase the realtor called
Jenni: sure.
Chad: i was just along for the ride
tom: we were only there long enough to use the bathroom.
chad: all we did was practice tieing up the boat.
Jenni: im tired
me: ok do you want to go
Jenni: yes get the chairs and im driving.
me: half way home, stop at taco bell im hungry.:D

:evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-29-2007 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143541)
Yes she did. just ask the wild life & fishery guys:drink: and loose screws

not once ...but twice:eek: :eek: :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-29-2007 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2143531)
I like that scarab. Does anyone's dad want to buy it for me.:eek: I called him and left a message I wonder how motivated he is?

After sunday you want to look at performance boats.....hhhhhhhmmmmmm:evilb: :evilb:

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 11:45 AM

you just need to get the other two engines to turn 6k rpm and you should break 100:D :drink:

tomtbone1993 05-29-2007 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143550)
you just need to get the other two engines to turn 6k rpm and you should break 100:D :drink:

so more adjusting may be in line for this weekend. That would really mess Joe up. Everytime I raised the RPM's he would bring it back down....I think he was scared of the speed...or he did not want to get hit with flyin engine parts:evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143538)
yeah but she did not keep anyone else busy:rolleyes: Chad and I got an ear full for being gone for like 3 hours. :rolleyes:
conversation went like this

Jenni: why were you gone so long?
me: i was not driving
Jenni: where were you?
me: driving around, didn't you see us.
Jenni:Chad said yall went to another party.
me: i would not call that a party.
Jenni: why did you leave your phone here you never go anywhere without your phone.
me: i left it with you incase the realtor called
Jenni: sure.
Chad: i was just along for the ride
tom: we were only there long enough to use the bathroom.
chad: all we did was practice tieing up the boat.
Jenni: im tired
me: ok do you want to go
Jenni: yes get the chairs and im driving.
me: half way home, stop at taco bell im hungry.:D

I didn't spill the beans about the party, I don't know who did that but it didn't help my case any......I was safe, I asked her if she wanted to go and she said no........in da face !!!

It was funny how women act when they get in the "pack theory" I got chit from all 3 when I walked up, then 5 minutes later By U boy got it from all 3 again about the very same thing.......:hothead:

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2143556)
so more adjusting may be in line for this weekend. That would really mess Joe up. Everytime I raised the RPM's he would bring it back down....I think he was scared of the speed...or he did not want to get hit with flyin engine parts:evilb: :evilb:

i would say the latter of the two..... :D :drink:

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2143547)
After sunday you want to look at performance boats.....hhhhhhhmmmmmm:evilb: :evilb:

BIP !!!!!!Somebody's avatar is going to be changing soon to a scarab for 1/2 the price of scary mary ... :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-29-2007 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2143557)
I didn't spill the beans about the party, I don't know who did that but it didn't help my case any......I was safe, I asked her if she wanted to go and she said no........in da face !!!

It was funny how women act when they get in the "pack theory" I got chit from all 3 when I walked up, then 5 minutes later By U boy got it from all 3 again about the very same thing.......:hothead:



Is the pack theory simalar to the buffalo theroy?

tomtbone1993 05-29-2007 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2143561)
i would say the latter of the two..... :D :drink:

i understand:evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-29-2007 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2143564)
BIP !!!!!!Somebody's avatar is going to be changing soon to a scarab for 1/2 the price of scary mary ... :evilb: :evilb:

1/2 the price and twice as fast:evilb: :evilb:

joew. 05-29-2007 12:18 PM

Not likely but we will see. I like the look of the boat. That boat should bring more money down here.

Trojan-man 05-29-2007 12:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2143568)
Is the pack theory simalar to the buffalo theroy?

maybe.....yes.....no......i don't know.....

wstultz 05-29-2007 12:47 PM

What's up with these girls not wanting to go on boats? When we trade them in for new models that love boats(and have large fake breasts)....then.....I bet they'll come runnin back with different attitudes.

joew. 05-29-2007 12:49 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2143643)
What's up with these girls not wanting to go on boats? When we trade them in for new models that love boats(and have large fake breasts)....then.....I bet they'll come runnin back with different attitudes.

:D :D :D :D :D

wstultz 05-29-2007 12:56 PM

We should have stayed out for a couple more hours just to make things more interesting.:evilb:

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 12:59 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2143643)
What's up with these girls not wanting to go on boats? When we trade them in for new models that love boats(and have large fake breasts)....then.....I bet they'll come runnin back with different attitudes.

you can't win! you ask them to come with you and they say no,:( then they drill you about why you were gone so long.:rolleyes: I don't drill her about why she was at the mall so long,unless im with her.:eek: :drink:

wstultz 05-29-2007 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143659)
you can't win! you ask them to come with you and they say no,:( then they drill you about why you were gone so long.:rolleyes: I don't drill her about why she was at the mall so long,unless im with her.:eek: :drink:

I just have one thing to say to you and T-Boner.........It's forever!


Once they have the ring, It's over.

bigandy 05-29-2007 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2143643)
What's up with these girls not wanting to go on boats? When we trade them in for new models that love boats(and have large fake breasts)....then.....I bet they'll come runnin back with different attitudes.

i think if you made that trade you probably wouldnt want the old version back...

unless you just miss the nagging and the bed bath and beyond trips.

we are just to lazy to retrain new ones. i can still remember way back when i wouldnt take a crap, man those were the good old days. now its just easier to let them have their way!!!

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2143683)
i think if you made that trade you probably wouldnt want the old version back...

unless you just miss the nagging and the bed bath and beyond trips.

we are just to lazy to retrain new ones. i can still remember way back when i wouldnt take a crap, man those were the good old days. now its just easier to let them have their way!!!

so true:(

joew. 05-29-2007 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2143673)
I just have one thing to say to you and T-Boner.........It's forever!


Once they have the ring, It's over.

"Good call, you are goin to have one vagina for the rest of your life. Ouhggh (coughing) Don't do it oughhg. It takes a real man to give away an angel" Vince Vaughn, Old school.

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Not a talker, not a talker:D

wstultz 05-29-2007 02:00 PM

Frank...Ijust want to thank you guys for being here.

Vince.....Don't even start with me.


:D :D :D

wstultz 05-29-2007 02:01 PM

Look at her. Looking at me, judging me. Look at the baby, look at the baby.

joew. 05-29-2007 02:06 PM

Your My Boy Blllluuueeeeeeee

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2143538)
half way home, stop at taco bell im hungry.:D

Sounds like SPK1

tomtbone1993 05-29-2007 02:37 PM

I have my girl trained.....you boys should take notes....

1) Put her in a nicer car than you drive

2) answer everything with yes dear

3) Tell her how much you like her sister being around...

4) If you know you want to play have her bring a friend. If she has no friends, have her bring her sister

5) have a 12" cock

6) keep Lefty 15 yards away from her

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2143658)
We should have stayed out for a couple more hours just to make things more interesting.:evilb:

They were pissed because you left them with me. :evilb: Not because ya'll were gone so long.

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 02:38 PM

you know what your problem is. you put the puzzy on a pedestal.

BY U BOY 05-29-2007 02:40 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2143781)
I have my girl trained.....you boys should take notes....

1) Put her in a nicer car than you drive

2) answer everything with yes dear

3) Tell her how much you like her sister being around...

4) If you know you want to play have her bring a friend. If she has no friends, have her bring her sister

5) have a 12" cock

6) keep Lefty 15 yards away from her

you know what your problem is. you put the puzzy on a pedestal:D :drink:

jeff1000man 05-29-2007 02:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2143583)
1/2 the price and twice as fast:evilb: :evilb:

What boat?

wstultz 05-29-2007 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2143788)
What boat?

AHHHH UhOh. Someone let one slip through their radar.

tomtbone1993 05-29-2007 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2143788)
What boat?

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16335-en.html


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