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wstultz 05-22-2007 02:47 PM

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These guys caused some trouble in WWII. Notice the emblem on the nose of the aircraft.

spk1 05-22-2007 02:48 PM

Hell even julie agree's I am a smooth operator!! :D

spk1 05-22-2007 02:49 PM

Kevin was only involved in definition #1,,Definition #2 only refers to boat names. :evilb:

spk1 05-22-2007 02:50 PM

2. Smooth Operator 5 up, 44 down

When a man tucks his penis between his legs so that it looks like he has a vagina then displays the final product to others.

Rather than mooning the crowd, I gave them the Smooth Operator.

tomtbone1993 05-22-2007 02:51 PM

Top Gun
1. A manly man film, where manly man men do manly man things with each other. Staring Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer being...well, gay. This film was made in the 80's and is about fighter pilots fighting in war. A very manly thing to do but, a little too manly as it has huge overtones of homosexuality that have been spoken about since the films release. Tarantino has made reference to these overtones before and, as such has popularised the theory a bit more. This film also has one of the most sexy scenes in film history...if you are a ***, or a woman. Men in Speedos playing vollyball. Hmm, where did all these gay theorys come from...I wonder.

2. When two guys sit down and give each other a hand job. Their other hand may then be used to tickle the balls.
I wonder where this act got it's name from...Hmm?

This one time I saw a small child sucking off this old man in the park and then the man came all over the little boys face who licked it all off and swallowed it, and that was the gayest thing I ever saw until I watched Top Gun.

BY U BOY 05-22-2007 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2136580)
BY U,
Lets stop off at "perry's meat market" on scarsdale, and show these boys how a steak is supposed to look. :cool:
Have you ever had the pork chop? Its the lunch special on wednesday. Heyy,, Thats tomorrow :drink:

I can handle that do they have the 72 ouncer:D

wstultz 05-22-2007 02:55 PM

Damn, we're getting a little nasty now.

spk1 05-22-2007 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2136642)
I can handle that do they have the 72 ouncer:D

That pork chop gets pretty dayum close,,, and $7.99 at lunch time,, opposed to the $32.00 it cost at dinner.:eek:

BY U BOY 05-22-2007 02:59 PM

"This one time I saw a small child sucking off this old man in the park and then the man came all over the little boys face who licked it all off and swallowed it, and that was the gayest thing I ever saw until I watched Top Gun."

That aint :crazy: right

BY U BOY 05-22-2007 03:05 PM

well im off to see my realtor.

spk1 05-22-2007 03:06 PM

Realtors are like car dealers,, greatest bunch of people you'd ever want to meet.:p :D

spk1 05-22-2007 03:07 PM

I will see my realtors this weekend :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 05-22-2007 03:09 PM

Notice how Joe dissappears the second BYUBOY posts that Throw down boat. :rolleyes:

wstultz 05-22-2007 03:11 PM

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Notice the number of kills on the side of the old Trouble Maker. It's too bad the new Trouble Maker has that many bombings on the side, but in engines and not in Fountains.

tomtbone1993 05-22-2007 03:25 PM

all in due time grasshoper, go ahead and add Wet Dreams & Crap Shoot, hell I would throw in Scary Mary as well....

tomtbone1993 05-22-2007 03:25 PM

I bet SPK1 is already hungry again.....poor fellow

spk1 05-22-2007 03:27 PM

Naa,, I grabbed a few cookies to hold me over. :cool:

tomtbone1993 05-22-2007 05:48 PM

I would love to see the following boats under their own power this weekend:cool:

Scary Mary

Trouble Maker

Crap Shoot

Dirty Connection

joew. 05-22-2007 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2136861)
I would love to see the following boats under their own power this weekend:cool:

Scary Mary

Trouble Maker

Crap Shoot

Dirty Connection

WHo is dirty connection?

tomtbone1993 05-22-2007 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2136867)
WHo is dirty connection?

Trojan-Man

txlefty 05-22-2007 06:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2136861)
I would love to see the following boats under their own power this weekend:cool:

Scary Mary

Trouble Maker

Crap Shoot

Dirty Connection

I've got my drive off and checking the gears now, if I can get the right parts should be back in the water soon! :cool: Hopefully I'll be among the floating this weekend! :D

joew. 05-22-2007 06:13 PM

party time wwwwwoooooohhhhhhhoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

txlefty 05-22-2007 06:40 PM

Hope to see ya'll at steak night.....

Last day at the Commons of Lake Houston.......If anyone wants a good deal on waterfront Lake Conroe don't come by my place, those lots are higher than GIRAFFE PU$$Y! :evilb:

I'll talk to you fools when I get internet at the new sales office! See ya'll this weekend .......hopefully by water! :D

tomtbone1993 05-22-2007 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2136899)
I've got my drive off and checking the gears now, if I can get the right parts should be back in the water soon! :cool: Hopefully I'll be among the floating this weekend! :D

You need Horse Power to break a drive.......how did this happen?

BY U BOY 05-22-2007 07:22 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2136951)
You need Horse Power to break a drive.......how did this happen?

the drives are stressed from the extra drag those scoops are creating:evilb: :drink:

bigandy 05-22-2007 07:22 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2136951)
You need Horse Power to break a drive.......how did this happen?

the extreme wind resistance and reverse aerodynamics caused by hauling jeff around without a shirt on.

Also the possibility of wetting their Johnsons could have caused some nervous driving perhaps??

jeff1000man 05-22-2007 07:59 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2136302)
jeff you could fu(k up a wet dream.

erase your post it doesnt even make any sense and i will erase this one!! and just say no to crack from now on.....

i mean dont you wonder why your nick name is mush mouth. i used to think it was what it looked like when lefty was done face fu(king you but i really think it is because you ramble on about the most delirious things for the sake of hearing yourself talk i dont know i wasnt there whne you got the nick name

Do everyone a favor, start your own thread called "what i am going to do today" and give people the option of knowing or not.

Oh and call me friday and let me know if you need me to bring anything to the bbq, i think i might just tie up to the dock on the north side so save me a space. Later stud, keep that shirt off at the party those girls wouldnt know a good thing if it bit them on the ass!!!


If I have yours, Mikey's and Joew. I will have 8 airconditioned guestrooms for passing out sunday night.

spk1 05-22-2007 08:05 PM

How bout trouble maker? I am dying to get a first hand experience of Sutphen quality. :cool:

jeff1000man 05-22-2007 08:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2136861)
I would love to see the following boats under their own power this weekend:cool:

Scary Mary

Trouble Maker

Crap Shoot

Dirty Connection

Possible, but not likely. :mad:

tomtbone1993 05-22-2007 10:15 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2136994)
the extreme wind resistance and reverse aerodynamics caused by hauling jeff around without a shirt on.

Also the possibility of wetting their Johnsons could have caused some nervous driving perhaps??


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2136993)
the drives are stressed from the extra drag those scoops are creating:




:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-22-2007 10:26 PM

entorage is the greatest show.

wstultz 05-23-2007 09:25 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2137039)
How bout trouble maker? I am dying to get a first hand experience of Sutphen quality. :cool:


Keep your fingers crossed that I get my heads back today.

jeff1000man 05-23-2007 10:04 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2137601)
Keep your fingers crossed that I get my heads back today.

keep calling the guy and bugging him.

tomtbone1993 05-23-2007 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2137293)
entorage is the greatest show.

Sopranos was great this week as well. :cool: The last 2 episodes will be very good. I may need to have a season finale party...

Trojan-man 05-23-2007 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2136994)
the extreme wind resistance and reverse aerodynamics caused by hauling jeff around without a shirt on.

Also the possibility of wetting their Johnsons could have caused some nervous driving perhaps??

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-23-2007 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2137293)
entorage is the greatest show.

I hate that it is only 30 minutes, and where have all the naked chics been lately ? :eek:

tomtbone1993 05-23-2007 11:28 AM

It could be he is a fu(kin idot, Historicaly that has been the case.

Tony Soprano-

jeff1000man 05-23-2007 11:32 AM

Beleive to have Scary Mary illness diagnosed. Clock is ticking with sighting possible this weekend. It all depends on UPS. :(

tomtbone1993 05-23-2007 01:13 PM

if it depends on UPS....I would say you are fu(ked:drink:

Trojan-man 05-23-2007 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2137767)
Beleive to have Scary Mary illness diagnosed. Clock is ticking with sighting possible this weekend. It all depends on UPS. :(

why don't you take your time and make sure everything is done correctly, so nothing gets blown up again ??? It seems like everyone is in such a rush to get their tubs running that they always miss some mundane detail, like a decimal point. :drink: thats my .02


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